I'm putting my secretary in the veterinary clinic
Dear Feline Readers,
Well, after about four years of regular blogging, I shall have to step down for just this week. My secretary has been ill and needs a surgical operation. On the grounds of human welfare, I have let her off this Saturday's blog. Instead she is helping me put up this notice.
Human pets are essentially unreliable. It is part of their inferior lifestyle that they get all kinds of infections and diseases. I know she hates going to the vet, and even more hates being put into a veterinary hospital. "It's for your own sake," I mewed. She didn't understand me, of course. Poor dumb creature. You can't explain things to them.
Back a week on Saturday. She has been told she can type then.
George.
PS. This is me trying to get that damn blackbird last summer.
Help for cats whose humans show behaviour problems.
This blog is devoted to the study of human behaviour. We cats, who live with this sometimes unpredictable and always feeble minded species, can benefit from seeing their behaviour in its proper scientific context. The study of feline dilemmas, training problems, and difficulties with humans, can only benefit all of us. All of us train our humans - to buy the right food, for instance, but many of us do not have knowledge of how to improve our training methods. The human species is obviously not as intelligent as the cat, but nevertheless can learn quite a lot - if properly managed. Topics of interest include the use of claw and order, purring as a human reward, rubbing your human up the right way, when to bite, spraying as a method of making our wishes known, ignoring the human, human harassment, human inattention and sheer human stupidity. I welcome your questions. Photos can be sent via my secretary's website, www.celiahaddon.com This blog has been chosen as one of the top 50 feline blogs by Online VetTechprogramms.org
George, we send Celia some good luck purrs and wishes for a swift recovery. It will do her good to be reminded of what we go through when we get plonked unceremoniously at the vets for procedures. We think this experience will make her better at her duties as your secretary.
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Oliver & Gerry
(& Jane the ape) xx
Celia,
ReplyDeleteYou're in our thoughts that all goes well for you this week, and George, we know you'll do a fine job filling in!
Hugs,
Tom
xoxo
We are sending healing purrs to your Human Secretary.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, we send purrs, headbutts and hugs to your secretary and hope all goes well with her surgery.
ReplyDeleteWally, Ernie, Zoey and mom Sue
George, what a good human pet owner you are. We are sending you and your human purrs and prayers, and hope her operation goes well.
ReplyDeleteWe saw this news on the CB and came to offer our purrs and purrayers to Celia. Paws crossed for successful surgery and a quick recovery.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, poor kittie. Puurrrrring that your time without your servant is not too uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteWe're also sending some healing purrrrayers to your secretary. We hope she recovers soonest, with a minimum of pain and discomfort.
We send Celia loving purrs, healing "vibes" and wishes for a quick, pain free recovery.
ReplyDeleteWe can't wait for her to be back attending to her duties :-)
Love
Fluffy & Cayenne
Celia, I'm with you in this one! I visited the vet myself and it was no fun!
ReplyDeleteHope you are already home recovering!
I'm sending you love & purrs
CAT Victoria
Celia, hope you recover at the light speed!
ReplyDeleteGeorge, hung in there amigo! Celia will be back in no time! We all need her!
Purrs & hugs
Diego
George, I'm proud of you - you make such a fine gentleman looking after your secretary with so much love and care! I know she appreciates this.
ReplyDeletePlease give her our love. We pray for her and her quick recovery.
Sir Winston
We are sending purrs that your secretary's surgery goes well. We hope she doesn't get as nasty a shock as us when she has her temperature taken!
ReplyDeleteGeorge, please tell Celia I'm praying the surgery goes well and for a very speedy recovery.
ReplyDeleteJust checking in. Purrrrrrring that George's secretary is hanging in after her surgery operation.
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