My paws hurt from trying to use this laptop.
My human has let her computer get too old and it is dying on her. That is why this blog is so late. She is frantic so I decided to help her with the typing. I don't usually offer help. Altruism is not a cat thing. But I don't want to disappoint my fans.
The keyboard is great to sleep on. It's fun to walk on too. I like leaving messages on screen like this - ssrr 44444 'lkp[0\]12. These cryptic comments enhance her efforts though she never appreciates them.But it is hard on the paws. So my message is simple. And very short.
Christmas is coming. This means your human will be particularly difficult to get on with. She is tired and worried. Christmas really makes humans stressed.
At least this year she won't be able to fill the house with screaming kids and ageing parents. The fewer people the better for us cats.
And there may be more turkey leftovers!
PS. Don't eat the wrapping paper or ribbons. It usually means a trip to the vet.