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| Toby demonstrates recreational and moderate use of catnip |
It's disgusting.
We felines are recreational drug users and we admittedly roll around in a silly way when sniffing catnip. However we know when to stop.... unlike many humans.
How to punish drunk humans? Here is what to do.
- Avoid them while they are still drinking. The spare room or even under the bed may be necessary.
- Wait till they are horizontal to assess the situation.
- If they are motionless, use their body as a warm pillow until they start moving.
- Snoring may keep you awake but at this time of year the warmth is agreeable.
- In the morning purr loudly and often in the ear. This is punishment disguised as affection. Neat!
- For further punishment ideas consult my manual here.
Humans do get silly this time of year, good thing you've got a plan George.
ReplyDeleteMy humans enjoy a glass of red wine for sure! But in moderation especially now that I'm watching them ready to act since they got in Sept. a grandchild - a cute human kitten!
ReplyDeleteCAT Victoria
My human really enjoys her wine! She said that this specific organic red wine is activating a certain part of her brain! Snub! Such a lame excuse to indulge!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! No words. You always go one step beyond.
ReplyDeleteThere is so much great, useful information here. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Read our guide if you wish.
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Thanks again :)