|Toby demonstrates recreational and moderate use of catnip|
We felines are recreational drug users and we admittedly roll around in a silly way when sniffing catnip. However we know when to stop.... unlike many humans.
How to punish drunk humans? Here is what to do.
- Avoid them while they are still drinking. The spare room or even under the bed may be necessary.
- Wait till they are horizontal to assess the situation.
- If they are motionless, use their body as a warm pillow until they start moving.
- Snoring may keep you awake but at this time of year the warmth is agreeable.
- In the morning purr loudly and often in the ear. This is punishment disguised as affection. Neat!
- For further punishment ideas consult my manual here.