Saturday, June 22, 2019

June 24 – Cat World Domination

Dear George,
I’m sure you know that June 24th was officially declared the Cat World Domination Day. It was declared by a wise cat, Sparkle, on her birthday (I think it was in 2012).
Since then Cat World Domination Day is celebrated with gifts, toys, treats, fun videos and photos and it is getting better every year! I would dare to say that this is the most important cat day there is!
As you very well know we are plotting for world domination since ancient Egyptian times if not for longer! We purrfected our humans to be humble, obedient servants who adore us no matter what we do. We got them wrapped around our fuzzy little toes; hypnotize them with our beautiful eyes, use our cuteness to make them give in to our demands and outsmart them when we need their computers to communicate with other feline friends in cyberspace!
Now that we have conquered the world I ponder (as you can see in the photo attached) what else is left for us to do, what’s next to be conquered?
George, you are such a wise cat; a distinguished feline, a true Maestro!
What should we plot next?
Gizmo

Dear Gizmo,
Our continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no cat has gone before... Outer Space? The Milky Way? Or maybe the Universe, Gizmo? 
When I contemplate how we cats have taken over every land and island in this world, I am humbled by our own genius.
Yours
George

7 comments:

  1. Yeah, the way things are going, we may have to change Cat World Domination Day to Cat Universe Domination Day!

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  2. Love the idea to conquer Milky Way! Yummy :-)
    Chico

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  3. Oh! I didn't know about this celebration! Absolutely, Happy Cat World Domination Day!
    Purr-Purr
    Mia

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  4. Let's hope Cat Almighty will guide us towards what's next to conquer! Maybe another Galaxy?
    Shumba

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