Dear George,
About two months
ago I was inspecting my territory one more time before retiring for the night
when I’ve seen this handsome stranger wondering around my alley. He looked a
bit confused and hungry but irresistibly handsome so, I invited him in for
dinner. Now, 60 plus days later…look at what happened to me! But, I’m neither
upset nor ashamed; I love my babies and I think they all are beautiful, little
miracles! Actually I had to hide them away from my humans as they constantly
wanted to hold them, pet them, and kiss them. That’s a perfect example of why
human kittens don’t behave later in life. My human mommy is so excited about my
babies – she thinks they are Godsend but she’s not the one breastfeeding or
teaching them mouse-ing! Anyway, since she wants to keep us all I made her
promised me that we’ll all go through the “snip-snip” phase once my babies are
old enough. In the meantime…I wonder where did the handsome Casanova vanish?
Probably to more exotic places? Another alley? Another dinner?
Anyway, if anybody
sees him…please catch him and….. fix him!
Any other
suggestions George?
With loving purrs
Kitty-Kitty
Dear Kitty-Kitty,
It's the tom's that get the pleasure and it's the mums that get the kittens.... That's feline life, I am afraid. I am posting a photo here of some other kittens near me that are the result of a single night of pleasure with a tabby-and-white!
Will you ever see that gorgeous hulk of tomcat again? Probably not. You have to accept that a one night stand meant more to you than him. But being neutered (as I am) will allow you to swap the hurly burly of a night on the tiles to the restful pleasure of the sofa.
As soon as your babies get older, after about a week, you should encourage your humans to handle them. It will help the kittens learn how to manage humans in later life - how to be relaxed with these large pets and how to train them.
Yours restfully,
George
PS. There's a nice link to kitten advice here.
Saturday, May 30, 2015
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Such bundles of joy! Look at them - they are adorable!
ReplyDeleteToo bad in most cases we, the cats, don't have a safe future.
Wish them all safe homes and loving people
Shumba
George, we all are the result of one night stand :-)
ReplyDeleteIt is more important where and how we end: either...in a loving house or on the streets!
It is important people be more thoughtful and take more responsibility when it comes to our welfare
Diego
Kitty-Kitty congratulations! Your kittens are adorable and it seems you have good people!
ReplyDeleteGeorge, your kittens (the photo you posted - I know they aren't yours) are adorable too!
Yes, it's hard to resist a handsome stranger :-)))
Hugs
Carla, the tuxedo cat
Such a bundle of joy! Beautiful!
ReplyDeleteI wish we could live normal lives.
Love to all
Minnie