Gross negligence by human.
My human secretary has told me she may not be able to blog this week, due to intermittent and serious difficulties with her computer. She claims she took it to hospital for 4 days but it has come out still semi disabled. What a shower these humans are. Always complaining. Always making excuses. I am planning a claw and order campaign. Watch this space. If it works there will be a blog entry this Saturday or Sunday.
George.
PS> This photo is a disgrace. It is HER FAULT.
Help for cats whose humans show behaviour problems.
This blog is devoted to the study of human behaviour. We cats, who live with this sometimes unpredictable and always feeble minded species, can benefit from seeing their behaviour in its proper scientific context. The study of feline dilemmas, training problems, and difficulties with humans, can only benefit all of us. All of us train our humans - to buy the right food, for instance, but many of us do not have knowledge of how to improve our training methods. The human species is obviously not as intelligent as the cat, but nevertheless can learn quite a lot - if properly managed. Topics of interest include the use of claw and order, purring as a human reward, rubbing your human up the right way, when to bite, spraying as a method of making our wishes known, ignoring the human, human harassment, human inattention and sheer human stupidity. I welcome your questions. Photos can be sent via my secretary's website, www.celiahaddon.com This blog has been chosen as one of the top 50 feline blogs by Online VetTechprogramms.org
George, I feel your pain. Apes are made of nothing but excuses.
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Four days in a hospital? Is your computer in a coma? What if it will never recover? Then what? Tell Celia to shed a tear and get a new one!
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Fluffy
Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! First...it was her vacation, now is the computer! Told you George to keep an eye on Celia! Guess....she's up to something! Computer in hospital for 4 days and came back sick - do you really believe this?
ReplyDeleteI really think you should "claw back" your secretary! She's very clever.....but far too cocky!
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Cayenne