Saturday, May 30, 2015

Never trust a handsome stranger!

Dear George,
About two months ago I was inspecting my territory one more time before retiring for the night when I’ve seen this handsome stranger wondering around my alley. He looked a bit confused and hungry but irresistibly handsome so, I invited him in for dinner. Now, 60 plus days later…look at what happened to me! But, I’m neither upset nor ashamed; I love my babies and I think they all are beautiful, little miracles! Actually I had to hide them away from my humans as they constantly wanted to hold them, pet them, and kiss them. That’s a perfect example of why human kittens don’t behave later in life. My human mommy is so excited about my babies – she thinks they are Godsend but she’s not the one breastfeeding or teaching them mouse-ing! Anyway, since she wants to keep us all I made her promised me that we’ll all go through the “snip-snip” phase once my babies are old enough. In the meantime…I wonder where did the handsome Casanova vanish? Probably to more exotic places? Another alley? Another dinner?
Anyway, if anybody sees him…please catch him and….. fix him!
Any other suggestions George?
With loving purrs
Kitty-Kitty 

Dear Kitty-Kitty,
It's the  tom's that get the pleasure and it's the mums that get the kittens.... That's feline life, I am afraid. I am posting a photo here of some other kittens near me that are the result of a single night of pleasure with a tabby-and-white!  
Will you ever see that gorgeous hulk of tomcat  again? Probably not. You have to accept that a one night stand meant more to you than him. But being neutered (as I am) will allow you to swap the hurly burly of a night on the tiles to the restful pleasure of the sofa.
As soon as your babies get older, after about a week, you should encourage your humans to handle them.  It will help the kittens learn how to manage humans in later life - how to be relaxed with these large pets and how to train them.  
Yours restfully,
George
PS. There's a nice link to kitten advice here.

4 comments:

  1. Such bundles of joy! Look at them - they are adorable!
    Too bad in most cases we, the cats, don't have a safe future.
    Wish them all safe homes and loving people
    Shumba

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  2. George, we all are the result of one night stand :-)
    It is more important where and how we end: either...in a loving house or on the streets!
    It is important people be more thoughtful and take more responsibility when it comes to our welfare
    Diego

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  3. Carla, the tuxedo catMay 31, 2015

    Kitty-Kitty congratulations! Your kittens are adorable and it seems you have good people!
    George, your kittens (the photo you posted - I know they aren't yours) are adorable too!
    Yes, it's hard to resist a handsome stranger :-)))
    Hugs
    Carla, the tuxedo cat

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  4. Such a bundle of joy! Beautiful!
    I wish we could live normal lives.
    Love to all
    Minnie

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