I wish humans could learn to wash as often as I do - and to do a more thorough job. I clean every area of my body at least three or four times daily.
Indeed about 20% of my time is spent washing myself - my tail, my paws, my back, my belly and those intimate areas that I reach by pushing one leg in the air while balancing on my backside.
Humans can't do that.
Instead they wallow in water in a bath sometimes for hours, or what seems like hours. Too long I think.
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| Picked up as a stray, Caesar has a good wash |
The impatient ones step into a shower and spend perhaps 10 minutes or so washing. Not enough time, I think.
I could teach my human how to do a better job, just using her tongue. she could start with her toes and move upwards....
Only she can't. She is just not flexible enough. And her tongue doesn't have those little hooks that mine does.
She has a pathetic tongue. It is sort of floppy and smooth on the surface. No good for washing fur and not much use even for the bald human skin.
Sad...
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