Now we can reveal - for the first time - that 10 Downing Street, the equivalent of the US White House - has fleas. Lots of 'em. The whistleblower is Liz Truss, the UK's shortest serving prime minister.
She writes in her memoir just published: "The place was infested with fleas. The entire place had to be sprayed with flea killer. I spent several weeks itching."
As a cat who knows more about fleas (and probably more about the UK economy) than Liz Truss, I want to put it on record that the woman only spent a few weeks in 10 Downing St anyway.
Perhaps if she had concentrated on on not wrecking the UK economy, rather than scratching herself and complaining about fleas, she might have had a longer term.Larry the 10 Downing St cat has claimed " The fleas came from Boris Johnson, the previous prime minister, not me."
Dylan, the Johnson dog, has so far made no comment - which may be suspicious.
I am waiting to hear from Boris Johnson. He is always messing with his hair... is this a sign that the fleas really did come from him?
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