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As an author in my own right, I felt irritated about more publishing competition from humans. It's bad enough that my human, Celia, keeps making money out of writing cat books...
Now the First Lady, Jill Biden, is getting into the act - with a children's book about the White House cat, Willow.
I don't mean to be catty, but readers will note that she did not write a book about the Biden dog, Major, who bit several members of staff. He was sent away in disgrace to live with family friends.
Neither did she write about the next dog, a puppy called Commander. He bit various secret service agents on at least 10 occasions and finally bit the White House superintendant, responsible for walking him.
No, Jill Biden realised that writing about the Biden dogs was not going to go anywhere. So she settled for Willow, the White House cat who has so far not bitten anybody.
Will Willow bite back, when she realises her owner is making money out of her? I have, on occasion, bitten Celia when I thought she was taking liberties with my copyright.
Watch this space....
Stay of top of it! (Not to get too political, but Willow would make a more competent President right now!)
ReplyDeleteHmm! Willow didn't bite back yet! I wonder who she will shred to pieces?
ReplyDeleteA cat in the White House? Is the WH full of rats? There wasn't a cat in the WH since Clintons!
ReplyDeleteYes, I totally agree that Willow will make an excellent president! And she can have a watchdog as vice president! Ha! ha! ha!
ReplyDeleteThe Biden dogs bit handlers and secret service agents! What did they sniff?
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