Saturday, June 02, 2018

I've rocked up in……Barbados!

Dear George,
I have recently moved from Europe to Barbados! Why? I really don’t know but my human got tired living in a big, busy city so she decided to buy a house in Barbados and retire! It’s a totally new life for both of us and we both enjoy it very much!
We live in a posh neighbourhood, in a big, beautiful house with lots of trees and huge plants and very close to the Caribbean Sea!  My human spends a lot of time at the beach – I really don’t understand what she’s doing there but I watch her from the window and it’s fun! However, my new life on this wonderful island didn’t start on a nice note! Very soon after our arrival I was inspecting my territory when I’ve got a visitor – there was a monkey sitting on my fence! It looked small and cute and as I approached her to say “hello” she attached me! I ended up with fifty (50) stitches!  Damn it! 
Why couldn’t someone tell us that monkeys are not as friendly as we might have believed? Shouldn’t be there flyers guiding tourists and new comers? I’m fine now but I could have been dead! Phew! George, any idea where I can search for means/tools to protect myself and maybe my human? Do you think our humans pets are at risk? I don’t want to move back but I want to be safe on this little Paradise. So, what should I do?
Yours
Katho


Dear Katho, 
Treat them as you would treat an unknown and feral human. After all, humans are just unpredictable huge primates. But they are so clumsy and incompetent we can easily avoid them. 
Monkeys are like agile humans, only much more agile and more competent in every way. They can climb and jump and run as well as us.
Stay well away.
Yours 
George. 

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3 comments:

  1. VegasJune 03, 2018

    Wonder why humans like so much to travel? Mine got back from Hawaii two days ago just to leave for Greece! Hope they aren't looking for a house to move - we are 4 cats in the house!
    Vegas

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  2. TheaJune 03, 2018

    Wow! Katho you are one brave kitty! Hope your human will be with you each time you go outdoor to protect and supervise you!
    Thea

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  3. da tabbies o trout towneJune 04, 2018

    katho.....whoa.....we was gettin reddy ta say how kewl iz that ya getz to live in barbados.....but with all that "monkey biznezz" ☺☺...now we iz knot sew sure ~~~~~ !! ☺☺

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