Dear George,
I didn’t write to you in quite some time
so, please forgive me! I was busy moving from a flat to a big house! I wanted
more space to move around and have more closets for my selected wardrobe so I
put my “paw down” (as you can see in the photo) and asked my humans to find a
better place. But, I have learned the
move came with a big surprise!
Apparently I’ll welcome my human sister in
the Spring! I’m talking a human kitten!
That’s big time competition to me! George,
as much as I love to see my humans so excited about their kitten I don’t want
to lose my Alpha status nor do I want to lose my privileges! So, when and how
do I start training the human kitten? Before even being born is….too soon?
Right after birth…should I start purring to her? George, help!
Mia
Dear Mia,
Disruptive noises and strange smells ... but we have to put up with them, as we cannot (so far) neuter humans. It will help if your humans help you get used to the noise in advance by downloading this track and playing it very very quietly then slightly louder while you are eating something nice. They should do this the month before the human kitten arrival so you can get used to the noise.
Your humans should also put in place the new human kitten care routine, before the human kitten arrives, so you can get used to it. That might mean differently timed meals, different places for bowls and litter trays and one room with a door that is shut.
You will find that before the arrival, your male human will come back from hospital smelling odd. If he is a sensible pet, he will bring back something smelling of the human kitten and allow you to investigate it. That way when the wriggling bundle of human fun arrives home, you will be used to its smell. This will help.
Finally, the wise thing to do with a new human kitten is never to investigate it unless your adult human pets are there in the room to protect you. Never share its bed or get too close to its jerky movements. Advice for your humans can be found here. Human kittens are, to be brutally frank, retarded. After eight weeks we can cope with life: it takes years for a human kitten to be sensible enough to train properly.
Well, it is what it is - you will adapt and even come to love it.
Eventually..... Some Feliway Classic might help too.
Yours
George.
PS. I am working hard on my new book which will come out in February.
Dear Mia,
Disruptive noises and strange smells ... but we have to put up with them, as we cannot (so far) neuter humans. It will help if your humans help you get used to the noise in advance by downloading this track and playing it very very quietly then slightly louder while you are eating something nice. They should do this the month before the human kitten arrival so you can get used to the noise.
Your humans should also put in place the new human kitten care routine, before the human kitten arrives, so you can get used to it. That might mean differently timed meals, different places for bowls and litter trays and one room with a door that is shut.
You will find that before the arrival, your male human will come back from hospital smelling odd. If he is a sensible pet, he will bring back something smelling of the human kitten and allow you to investigate it. That way when the wriggling bundle of human fun arrives home, you will be used to its smell. This will help.
Finally, the wise thing to do with a new human kitten is never to investigate it unless your adult human pets are there in the room to protect you. Never share its bed or get too close to its jerky movements. Advice for your humans can be found here. Human kittens are, to be brutally frank, retarded. After eight weeks we can cope with life: it takes years for a human kitten to be sensible enough to train properly.
Well, it is what it is - you will adapt and even come to love it.
Eventually..... Some Feliway Classic might help too.
Yours
George.
PS. I am working hard on my new book which will come out in February.
I've noticed felines are scared of little humans because they know human cubs pull their tails and do other dumb stuff. But cats love little humans.
ReplyDeletedefinitely, felines are superior to humans.
Totally agree that felines are superior :-)
ReplyDeleteI grew up with little humans cubs as you call them but I was very fortunate as they were kind and loving! Now everybody is an adult but they still love me very much!
Tom
I am a dog .....reading a cat blog :-)
ReplyDeleteMy 2 cents opinion: a human puppy can be fun but when they are more than one in the litter it can be trouble! At the beginning there was one human puppy - she was so lovely - she would roll from her bed on my back :-) But a bit later....there was another litter with two this time! Not so much fun like with the first....until they were about 3 years old and dropping food on the floor :-)
Jack
Hmm! A new book in Feb.? George, can you tell us the title? I'm curious by nature but if I need to wait until Feb.....I will!
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