But instead I thought I would pass on this feline carol. My human insisted on the ridiculous photo of me in a silly hat.
THE
TWELVE DAYS OF CATMAS
On the first day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
A tear in your precious
settee!
On the second day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
Two headless mice
And a tear in your
precious settee!
On the third day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your
precious settee!
There came a gift from me
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your
precious settee!
On the Fifth day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your
precious settee!
On the Sixth day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your
precious settee!
On the seventh day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your
precious settee!
On the eighth day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your
precious settee!
On the ninth day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your
precious settee!
On the tenth day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
Ten toms a wailing
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your
precious settee!
On the eleventh day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
Eleven kittens mewing
Ten toms a wailing
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your
precious settee!
On the Twelfth day of
Catmas
There came a gift from me
Twelve vet bills coming
Eleven kittens mewing
Ten toms a wailing
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious
settee!
George, this is brilliant! Merry Christmas to you!
ReplyDeleteWe loved your Christmas message George - your Mum maybe not so much with the vet bills!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
That's the best ever version of that song, I think. Wonder if it's on the I-tunes or somethin'...
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
Brilliant! Bravo George! Wishing you and Celia and, of course, to all cats and their humans
ReplyDeletea very Merry Christmas!
Love & hugs
Fluffy
I love the song! I have to teach my humans to sing it :-)
ReplyDeleteGeorge, love your hat too! You look cool!
Who's the red & white cat? She looks like the prefect Christmas cat - doesn't need any more decorations!
Merry Christmas to all!
Lenny
Merry Christmas!
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