My name is Bander and I consider myself one lucky cat!
Why? First and foremost because I'm a rescue!
Secondly, because I was rescued and adopted by an entire pet food store... Yes! Everybody loves me - starting with the owner, the staff and ending, of course, with the store's clients. Do you realize what that means for me? It means lots of petting and belly rubbing and unlimited free food - as much as I want from everything!
One particular client keeps telling the
staff that I'm a bit skinny and asks how often do they feed me. They look at
him like he is crazy since they think I'm well "too rounded" (pictures
attached). But, I
took his saying at heart. I knew he's being sarcastic but his
remark helped me develop a very entertaining habit at night. You see, when I'm
alone in the store I feel so empowered and in charge...that I can do whatever I
want, I literally can pick and choose! And, I choose to open whatever bag of
food inspires me! Some nights I open two - three bags (not that I finish any)
just for fun or maybe because I'm bored. They say I should exercise. But how
can I exercise if I'm confined indoors? I'm no hamster to run on a wheel. And,
honestly, food just tastes better than toy
George, I need your help as I don't know
what to do. Do you think I should be on a diet?
Bander
Dear Bander,
Take no notice whatsoever of these remarks. As the manager of a pet store, it is clear to me that you must sample your wares. How else can you tell if you are selling high value products? How can you fulfill your duties to your customers without careful investigation and trials of the various food items.
As for exercise, tearing open food bags does involve exercise - clawing, tearing, pulling etc. And if you are sampling products, it is important to sample several rather than finish just one.
It seems to me that what you are doing is a justifiable commercial activity. Get your humans to wise up. If they want to exercise you perhaps they could release some white mice or merely important some ordinary house mice. Then you could have real fun with a delicious meal at the end.
Yours sympathetically
George.
PS. It is a human (not a feline) failing to be obsessed with body shape. Who cares!
Dear Bander,
Take no notice whatsoever of these remarks. As the manager of a pet store, it is clear to me that you must sample your wares. How else can you tell if you are selling high value products? How can you fulfill your duties to your customers without careful investigation and trials of the various food items.
As for exercise, tearing open food bags does involve exercise - clawing, tearing, pulling etc. And if you are sampling products, it is important to sample several rather than finish just one.
It seems to me that what you are doing is a justifiable commercial activity. Get your humans to wise up. If they want to exercise you perhaps they could release some white mice or merely important some ordinary house mice. Then you could have real fun with a delicious meal at the end.
Yours sympathetically
George.
PS. It is a human (not a feline) failing to be obsessed with body shape. Who cares!
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Amigo, it looks to me that you are doing a wonderful job! Looking at you I have a feeling that you are selling high quality food :-)
ReplyDeleteDiego
General Manager of a pet food store? Why can't I be so lucky?
ReplyDeleteI'm always hungry! Can you open canned food too?
Lenny
George is right! Why not getting you some live mice and let you have fun at night?
ReplyDeleteNext time when that smart a..s client comes in suggest him to bring you some live toys :-)
Freddy
Guys, I don't understand all this fuss about! Bander, is the staff feeding you properly?
ReplyDeleteIf they do...then, obviously opening bags at night it's nothing more than doing your
Quality Manager job. If the staff is not taking proper care of you...it's only normal you take the problem in your own paws! Fat? Who says so and who cares? We are not "image" obsessed - we FEEL good being well fed and "round".
Minnie
My dear Bander,
ReplyDeleteI do not understand all the human commentary on your shape. You HAVE a shape. You are round. It is a perfectly wonderful shape, and glorious in its feline expression. I know this objectively, as my human has said that I am round, as well.
I have been daydreaming in front of the electric fire about having unlimited nighttime access to tuna-flavored Pounce. Delicious!
Very truly yours,
Puss-Puss.
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