Dear George,
With your expertise in human behaviour and savvy in technical world, you definitely can help me with my problem. I don't want to ask my humans for help as they tend to be too nosy and I don't want them to kill my entrepreneurial spirit. You may recall that recently my brothers (Jasper & Riley) opened a "kitchen cleaning" business. However, I have no interest in cleaning kitchens as I'm more of a "spa" kind of girl. And, after testing different spa treatments given to me by my humans I'm thinking to open a "Cat Spa" boutique and hire both my humans for their wonderful rubbing and petting services. My mom gives the best belly rubs and my father is ecstatic holding and petting a cat. I have my business plan well designed but I don't know how to use the media (you know Twitter, Facebook, etc.) to advertise myself.
With your expertise in human behaviour and savvy in technical world, you definitely can help me with my problem. I don't want to ask my humans for help as they tend to be too nosy and I don't want them to kill my entrepreneurial spirit. You may recall that recently my brothers (Jasper & Riley) opened a "kitchen cleaning" business. However, I have no interest in cleaning kitchens as I'm more of a "spa" kind of girl. And, after testing different spa treatments given to me by my humans I'm thinking to open a "Cat Spa" boutique and hire both my humans for their wonderful rubbing and petting services. My mom gives the best belly rubs and my father is ecstatic holding and petting a cat. I have my business plan well designed but I don't know how to use the media (you know Twitter, Facebook, etc.) to advertise myself.
Can you help?
Purrs & rubs
Patches
Dear Patches,
It is essential for today's cat to get online and promote themselves on social media. Years ago, if a pet wanted to make a mark on the world, he had to do hard copy. Flush, the cocker spaniel who owned Elizabeth Barrett Browning, persuaded Virginia Woolf to write his autobiography but most cats and dogs were unable to get their life stories published.
It is essential for today's cat to get online and promote themselves on social media. Years ago, if a pet wanted to make a mark on the world, he had to do hard copy. Flush, the cocker spaniel who owned Elizabeth Barrett Browning, persuaded Virginia Woolf to write his autobiography but most cats and dogs were unable to get their life stories published.
Now the world is different. Four out of ten of British cats have gone online and have staff that regularly post our photos and news on social media. I and hundreds of other cats blog - for details look here and for Hannah and Lucy from Leicestershire here. About 13% of the UK cat population have a Facebook page. You can find Mabel of Stroud, the famous black cat that lives in the town, on Facebook here. And 9% of us have our own Twitter presence. Naturally, Larry the prime feline of Downing St (his secretary is Britain's prime minister) posts on twitter here and my feline PR Tilly tweets here.
The new media, like the old hard copy, depends on having an
efficient human secretary since keyboards are ill-adapated to paws. Due
to a shameful mistake by my inefficient secretary, your photo has gone
missing so I have had to substitute one for the time being. So difficult to get good human staff nowadays. I will amend the photograph as soon as possible.
Yours apologetically
George.
Yours apologetically
George.
grate add vise george....tho we iz knot on facebook, twitter N stuff like that either coz de food serviss gurl said
ReplyDeleteNOE.......like give us a passwerd ta de computer N find out what NOE meenz !!! happee week end ♥
Greetings George. We are from Leicestershire and have been blogging for almost 5 years now. We have our own blog (none of that sharing with humans for us!!). We have made friends with fellow bloggers from all over the world (fortunately they can all speak english as we know we are very bad at learning foreign languages). If Patches would like to learn more you can pass him our information.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
How have I NOT known about you until now!? Saw your comment above mine on Hannah and Lucy's blog...had to check you out. Glad I did because now I am following you! This is Caren from www.catchatwithcarenandcody.com
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