Dear George,
Looking at my photo…you may think I’m
meditating but, actually I’m praying!
I’m praying to God! Why? Because that’s
what one does when in disappear.
Lately I have been criticized for being too
fat, that I’m eating way too much or too fast or that I’m eating like it’s “no
tomorrow”. Well, who can tell if there is going to be a “tomorrow”? Don’t they
say “live in the moment”? That’s exactly what I’m trying to do
and I’m being chastised for it? So, I pray to God that if He can’t make me
skinny….then, make all my friends (including my humans) fat! George, don’t you
think this is the right thing to do? Let them put on some pounds and see how
hard is to lose them.
Yours in God’s grace
Lenny
Dear Lenny,
Humans underestimate the superior spirituality of us cats. Only a very few of them - Florence Nightingale was one - realise that by imitating a cat, humans can find their path to inner peace.
Here are some of the inspirational characteristics of us cats. We live in the moment. We do not obsess about the past: we rescue cats move on. We do not become emotionally dependent upon anybody or anything. We understand serenity and we know peace. We also intuitively know how to handle things that baffle humans - rats, for instance. When we are happy, we play like kittens.
Here are some of the things we don't do. We don't rush around getting and spending. We don't care about or for money. We don't drink alcohol and the only drugs we use is catnip, which we use in natural moderation. We don't fuss about weight. We live our lives with a kind of natural modesty.
I hope your prayers are answered and that all your humans become fat.
Love George.
Excellent idea Lenny! Right on! Why should I cut down on treats when my mom can gain 100lbs and shut up!
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Minnie
My friend, what do you do when your mommy doesn't gain weight no matter how much she eats?
ReplyDeleteAnd....she is the problem in our house - she's obsessed with the "looks" and being skinny. She even put the dog on a diet! I solved my problem by eating the prey I hunt ..."au naturel" in the ravine. She doesn't come there; so I enjoy my meals in peace :-)
Diego
Diego, I'm jealous of both you and your mommy (for different reasons (obviously)
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PS. Lenny, you look sooooo cute!
George, my dear friend ....you are losing it and I bet it's only Celia's fault. Please don't let her brainwash you; don't let her put her mere words/thoughts into your great mind....or, else,...you have to retrain ...to "unbrainwash" yourself!
ReplyDeleteWhat did you mean...by "we live our lives with a kind of natural modesty"? You sound like my mummy "love all sentient beings...don't eat that poor mouse"! Phew! George, my dear, I'm certain we live our lives with a kind of natural majesty" Grandiose!
Love & hugs
Fluffy
PS. Lenny, yes! may God answer your prayers and make all humans fat and all cats fit :-)
We'll have such a good laugh!