Friday, January 20, 2012

Individuality, fat cats and judgemental humans

Hello George
I’m Rakishi (photo attached), a woolly black cat with a famously large tail. ( My male human says my father must have been a squirrel – that’s his idea of a joke).
I used to hang out with my friend Woody. We’d potter about the garden and sometimes have a nice lie-down near each other in the flowerbed outside my humans’ flat. I was sorry when he died. My humans said it was because he was so fat. He was only 10 kg.
I turned my attention to his flatmate Squawk, hoping he would be my pal instead. But I didn’t realise he’s a really awkward customer. No matter how hard I try he just won’t socialise with me, and sometimes he’s quite aggressive. When he’s angry and does his slow motion avoidance walk, I wait a minute and then go after him. I don’t like to give up, you see.
My humans are a cynical pair, and say he’s trying to take over my territory as he did with Woody’s, and that I don’t know the meaning of rejection (which is gobbledegook to me). They say that normal cats mostly keep themselves to themselves.

George, do you think I’m odd?
Happy mousing,
Rakishi

Dear Rakishi,
I don't think you are odd. I just think you are you. We cats are all raging individuals. We have different personalities (even human scientists, poor limited souls, admit that). Much of what we do in later life is affected by what happened in our kittenhoods. (If Freud had only studied cats and been less obsessed with sex, he might have had better insight into humans.)
Yes, cats can be very solitary by nature. Some really are the cats that walk by themselves. Others are quite sociable, particularly if they grew up in a home with lots of other cats.
I am a natural loner but my companion cat, William, now alas passed away, liked other cats. He would hang out with next door's Siamese, Miss Ruby Fou. She was probably attracted by his beautiful long hair and elegant tabby and white colouring.
Squawk seems to be one of those natural loners. He may even be aggressive about his territory so I advise you to give him a wide birth. Even your elegant bushy tail may not be enough to make him change his mind. As I said, some cats are just like that and nothing much will change them.
You will have to make do with socialising with your humans. I admit that this isn't as good as the company of other cats. The poor dumb creatures have no idea of how to behave in a proper feline manner. I noticed in a photo that Celia showed me that it looked as if your female human had been influenced by your hair style - hers looked dark and sleek too. The male, alas, hasn't got enough hair to keep up with you.
But they do value you, Rakishi. They do. Put up with their faults and defects.
Remember that kindness to humans pays off, usually with a bigger helping of cat food.
Happy mousing indeed.
George

PS. Your humans seem rather judgemental about fat cats.


4 comments:

  1. Rakishi, your tail is beautiful....just like mine :-) But tell you male human that squirrels don't have such a bushy tail like ours! Did he ever heard of Norwegian Forest cats? Show him a photo! Nothing and no one can be more beautiful than us cats :-) I like to make friends and go out but my sister, Cayenne, is a loner (she's "glued" to our mummy) and she's a bit too chubby; may be all "well rounded" cats are loners?
    (she's on a diet now and she doesn't like it.....but maybe she'll be smiling soon?)
    Don't give up your territory! Rejection doesn't exist in our vocabulary! Only a human can feel rejected....we cats RULE & CONQUER!
    Love
    Fluffy

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  2. Oh My, oh my! Glorious tail!
    Rakishi you look sad but still beautiful!
    Shumba

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  3. Rakishi, you were friends with Woody?
    You are our friend; where did you hide until now? :-) Don't let any human talk you down. When they do this it actually reflects how they feel about themselves! Yes! I'm a bit chubby and need to lose some weight and I hurt one of my hips and my mummy freaked out. I didn't like the visit to the vet but I liked the attention I got home:-)
    Hugs
    Cayenne

    PS. George, you are right saying that humans use "fat cats" as a term of abuse but guess....they were SO impressed by "our smile when satisfied" (you know what I'm talking about) that they couldn't think of any other comparable :-)

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  4. Your human father could be right even if I don't see how my big, beautiful fluffy biological mother mated with a tiny squirrel but, I have a squirrel friend :-) There is this squirrel in my backyard that won't let me alone and I'm a big, fluffy cat with a big bushy tail.
    Now ...you make me thinking.....maybe she my sister?
    Lache

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