Saturday, October 06, 2007

She's leaving me.

She's leaving me. After all I have done for her - woken her up in the mornings nice and early, shared my bed with her, brought in mice for her to eat or chase (as she chooses only she doesn't). Now she is going off for a whole week deserting me, William and Ronnie. I am so upset I haven't bothered to blog a picture.
And - the cheek of it - she is deserting her post in order to study animal management. What sort of management is this! I extremely disappointed in her.

3 comments:

  1. Dear George
    When Celia comes back I think you should stop giving her mousey treats as a punishment for leaving you boys all alone
    Regards
    Elegant Emma

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  2. Thank you for visiting one of my blogs recently George - a pleasure to meet you. You've been linked to my 'And Who Cares' blog for a while now..
    I know you will miss Celia but you'll be able to show your displeasure on her return by ignoring her - just long enough for her to notice that you are a bit 'miffed'.
    Perhaps when you are talking to her again, you'll let her know just how much her regular readers from the telegraph are still missing her column.
    It's not the same without her - is it?

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  3. Please explain,"the cheek of it". Being the American cat that I am, I just don't get that statement. I can't believe she'll be gone a week. When she returns, just pout.

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