Celia must be feeling guilty about the imprisonment - see earlier diary. She's made my very own conservatory. Admittedly it is made of plastic not glass but it's nicely placed in the vegetable patch to catch the sun. Underneath the plastic she has carefully dug the earth and made it friable. Just right for rolling in or for digging a hole for you know what. She's really tried hard with this one and I appreciate all her hard work.
That said, it has several uncomfortable features. It's hardly big enough to turn round in. No room to swing a mouse. For some reason she has made it long and narrow, rather than rectangular. I mean I shall enjoy sitting in it in the sun, but the shape is not ideal. Further more she has added doors either end - well, more like barriers. I shall either have to shoulder my way through these or kind of creep below the plastic. It will be quite possible but a little uncomfortable. What was the woman thinking of?
And, the final touch. You can see she was trying to make the conservatory nice by decorating it. She planted two rows of small broad bean plants but she planted them ALL along the conservatory taking up valuable room and getting in the way of my digging. Broad bean plants smell mildly pleasant and very pleasant when in flower. But they have no place in a feline conservatory. I can't tell her that. She would be too upset. She meant well.
Dear Goregous George
ReplyDeleteI am glad Celia has made you a lovely sunny place to sit in and enjoy the sun's rays. Hope you remember to use plenty of high factor sun block so you don't burn your nose.
Can't you ask her to put in a cat flap for easier access? Also a cushion would be more comfy for you than laying on the ground.
Good digging.
Regards
Elegant Emma
Don't complain, at least you are out of the slammer!
ReplyDeleteOscar Snuggles
King of Tidewater
Jonesboro, GA USA
Aaaaw, broad beans, Celia should know better than that! The cats on PLanet Guinea get Catnip. The Human takes ages to grow it but they love it when its fully grown!
ReplyDeleteMiss Ursula (GP), Planet Guinea