Friday, February 27, 2026

I sleep, therefore I am a cat.




 We cats know the power of sleep.When we have had a big meal, we sleep. When we are tired, we sleep. When there is a warm fire, or a warm cat bed, or a patch of sunlight, we sleep.

And then we sleep some more. Time spend sleeping is never wasted.  

We are never ever, ever, workaholics like humans. Humans waste their time rushing around, shopping for food (it's a boring variation of hunting), vocalising to each other (they call it gossip), watching that box of lights (to them it is a TV), cooking (for themselves not us), going out "to work" (whatever that is, perhaps it is like patrolling territory), getting high on liquid alcohol (their version of catnip.)

Most of them only sleep at night. What a waste of what is one of the most wonderful life experiences  - a good sleep.

I really pity them. 

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