Getting human attention is always a problem. They just don't hear us. They are too busy doing the stupid little actions that their species seems to think are important.
Meow? They are staring into the computer and take no notice.
Meow? They are putting on the coffee machine for breakfast and take no notice.
Meow? They are reading a book in bed and take no notice.
And the male of the species is worse than the female. The female will, if you meow AND wind yourself round her legs, probably remember that you need your breakfast first.
And the female may put down the book and give you a cuddle last thing at night.
But the male staring at the computer? Not with us at all. Might as well be in another world.
What is so funny about humans is that they have researched our meows and decided we meow louder when we are dealing with the male. Of course we do. We could have told them why, if only they had the wit to understand what we are saying.
So Meow louder when it is a male human.
- Want more info about humans? Buy my book for Christmas.
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