Join me, fellow cats, in welcoming the latest world top cat.... Nico Carney of Canada. Yes, he is Purr Minster, the owner of Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney.
If you take a look at his Twitter feed you will see that he has been recently consulting Larry, Britain's top cat in number 10 Downing St. Apparently they talked about tariffs.
I can reveal the real truth of those conversations... not about tariffs at all but about the stresses and strains of managing prime ministers. Larry had good advice for Nico.
Why? Because Larry has outlasted some of the worse prime ministers Britain has ever had. The roll call is David Cameron (who dissed him for not catching mice), Teresa May, Boris Johnson (who imported an incontinent dog to no 10), Liz Truss (whose term was shorter than a lettuce), Rishi Sunak (who didn't have a chance after the last two) and now Starmer.
No wonder Larry is looking rather old and tired after that.
But we wish Nico well. It's tough at the top. Don't let Carney get away with anything.
And, purrlease, if you meet JD Vance who dislikes women with cats, bite him for me. You can leave Trump alone - at least he is a carnivore.
Awe! A handsome cat taking top office in Ottawa? Remarkable! We wish Nico good luck! And, yes, keep an eye on everybody in Parliament :)
ReplyDeleteLarry has given him some up to date advice and a warning against JD Vance!
DeleteI hope Nico got good advice from Larry! Wisdom is more necessary than diplomacy these days! Nico looks sturdy enough to put up with politics!
ReplyDeleteLarry's experience is tip top. He has outlasted so many prime ministers that his record can hardly be matched.
DeleteA Top Cat in Ottawa? I hope this is a good sign! The last Top Cat in Ottawa was during Stephen Harper's times! Hmm! But, I'm more interested in convincing J.D Vance that there is nothing wrong or weird about "women with cats"! Actually they make better & more compassionate humans! As, for Trump? I hope he shares "the meat" with the entire Feline World! So, no cats will be left behind!
ReplyDeleteI was so upset on behalf of my human when I heard of JD Vance's remarks. What a plonker.
DeleteI loathe JD Vance
DeleteOh, All Mighty Cat! I'm blown away by this good looking, well groomed, beautiful green eyes cat! Gorgeous! I'm sure he trained well his humans! I have to check to see who they are! So, this gorgeous cat is Purr Minister of Canada? Who wouldn't want to come to Canada now?
ReplyDeleteIs Nico giving free catnip to all cats in Canada?
ReplyDeleteLets hope so
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