Yes, she's done it again. My living room now has a rather unpleasant pine tree in it.
I used to enjoy the tree when I was younger. I climbed it. I pulled off the baubles. Sometimes I succeeded in pulling it down altogether.
She tried hanging it from the ceiling one year. That was a real challenge. I managed one of the best leaps of my life and clung on to it, while it swung wildly.
But it all ended badly with a trip to the vet, when I got a pine needle stuck in my paw.
So this year I intended to ignore the tree.
Alas for good intentions. This tree smelled of DOG. To be exact, it smelled of dog pee.
So I had to overmark it. I backed up and sprayed on it.
That didn't end well, either.
- Get your human to buy this. Sales pay for my catfood!
Yes, that's right! Sometimes when we climb the Christmas tree...the tree gets happy but, a bit dizzy and, then faints! However, it is not our fault as our humans try to imply! The tree simply fainted out of shire pleasure to have us visiting the top! Meowy Christmas to the Feline World and their humble servants!
ReplyDeleteMy humans switched to a fake tree after I did pee on the natural, live one! Humans do not understand our connection to nature! Merry Christmas to all cats & their humans!
ReplyDeleteWell, I wish I could have a say in decorating the tree! Humans can be very boring when comes to decorating a Christmas tree! I don't understand why little, juicy mice are not proper decorations? Merry Mousy Christmas to all!
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