Yes, she's done it again. My living room now has a rather unpleasant pine tree in it.
I used to enjoy the tree when I was younger. I climbed it. I pulled off the baubles. Sometimes I succeeded in pulling it down altogether.
She tried hanging it from the ceiling one year. That was a real challenge. I managed one of the best leaps of my life and clung on to it, while it swung wildly.
But it all ended badly with a trip to the vet, when I got a pine needle stuck in my paw.
So this year I intended to ignore the tree.
Alas for good intentions. This tree smelled of DOG. To be exact, it smelled of dog pee.
So I had to overmark it. I backed up and sprayed on it.
That didn't end well, either.
- Get your human to buy this. Sales pay for my catfood!
