Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Purrlease don't eat me....

 


It's been a worrying time for felines in Ohio, USA. An internet rumour suggested that some people there were eating cats and dogs. Then Donald Trump said this was really happening.

We cats want to put it on record that we taste absolutely horrible. We are appallingly difficult to digest too.

So if you suddenly go bonkers and decide to eat a dead cat, you will find it difficult to swallow even a single bite - because of the vile taste. And, if you purrsist, you will have awful indigestion.

You will be up all night being sick not knowing which end - face or butt - to put on the lavatory. 

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED....

What do these capital letters remind you of? A certain style which appears on the ill-named Truth Social.

Oh and by the way there is a great song you can listen to on Youtube. You can even buy it here. All the money will go to cat and dog rescue.

So good comes out of harm....


PS. The blog is late due to my secretary being at The Cat Show in Birmingham. And it may be intermittent for a couple of weeks in Sept and Oct, as she is gallivanting around Turkey. You can't get the staff nowadays.

3 comments:

  1. I hope your secretary will convince the Turkish government to pledge itself to protecting us instead of killing all stray animals (cats and dogs). The horrors on the streets of Turkey are unimaginable! 

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  2. Even if I'm no fun of Trump, I hope he wins the elections and deport all savages that eat cats and dogs! Better yet, jail them for life so the cats and dogs in their country are safe!

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  3. oh my cod!!! that video iz so good!!!!

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