This is Max. He looks quiet in this photo. He's not. |
She's done it again. She's imported another awful foster kitten. It's disgusting.
Humans are so selfish. OK so she tried to hide it away in the spare room. Huh. Of course I could smell the intruder.
I walked to the closed door and gave the loudest hiss that I could. Don't know if the kitten heard it, but she did. "That will teach her to think I might mother it," I said to myself.
But did it? The kitten is still there. Worse still, it's completely manic. She lets it out sometimes and it tears round the house at the speed of knots.
Of course if it comes near me - and she has the decency to try to make sure it doesn't by shutting various doors - I arch my back and hiss again.
For about two seconds that stops it in its tracks. Then it speeds off again jumping and running and cavorting everywhere.
She says she is just fostering it. Thank goodness. I can't bear much more.
That kitten is a revolting intruder. It must go....
Max - the little cyclone! I love it - that makes your home complete :)
ReplyDeleteDon't be fooled by her tricks! This "fostering" thing could turn into a permanent home! It happened to me when my human "fostered" a kitten! 5 years later the kitten is still here...pissing me off daily!
ReplyDeleteHe! he! he! I could relate to this "fostering" technique! That's how my human Mum fooled my human dad 8 years ago :)
ReplyDeleteI must admit - Max is very cute! Soooo cute!
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