Fear and loathing in the cattery
They go on holiday. We go to gaol. It's not fair. My human has swanned off to have a good time and I am stuck in prison.
They call it a cattery but it's really just a prison cell. No carpets. No sofa for scratching. Horrible disinfectant smells. Strange cats nearby.
What's not to hate.
We do not deserve this. I have tried and failed to escape and I am miserable.
She, meanwhile, is having a good time eating fish in Normandy.....
Sometimes humans are really vile. I shall make her pay for it later.
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Sometimes humans are really vile. I shall make her pay for it later.
Awww, sorry about the boarding buddy, they'll be home soon and you will forgive them - MOL!
ReplyDeleteYou poor kitty. That is so wrong.
ReplyDeletedood...ya noe what they say bout pay back !! ;) ♥♥
ReplyDeleteOh you poor boy, I'd hate it there too. Tell your mum you want an upgrade next time to a posh cat hotel! You can eat your tea in peace and enjoy your own TV from the comfort of your bed.
ReplyDeleteLovely post thanks for posting.
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