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Saturday, September 07, 2019

Advice to Larry the First Cat

Dogs look up to humans, while we look down on them. Why does this matter? It gives humans ideas above their station in life. Just look the disasters that have happened to the British Prime Minister since he imported a dog into Number Ten Downing St... It's pathetic to see a dog rolling on its back in front of a human. Or putting its face between its paws in a kind of bow. They can't help it. They seem to think that humans are some kind of superior being.  That feeds into the human idea that they own us. Own us? They may own the dog but they certainly don't own a cat. We live independent lives which we may choose to share with them. But only from a position of feline superiority.
My advice to Larry the Downing St cat is to institute an immediate obedience training programme for the new First Dog, while it is still a pup. Get in there with a few well timed paw swipes.
With luck, Dylin the dog will be out of Number Ten very shortly, but there's a chance he may wheedle his way back in after a general election.
Start a punishment regime NOW. 

Coming shortly - more canine advice in my new book.










3 comments:

  1. CAT VictoriaSeptember 07, 2019

    Good advice! I can tell you are following your famous uncle example! So sad as I kind of like Boris but don't like the dog! We'll see what's going to happen soon!
    CAT Victoria

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  2. Larry rocks!
    Chico

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  3. Thanks for the warn and great post dear!
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