Dear George, My name is Fidget and I have adopted my human's neighbour. She lost her mate and is sometimes sad . I cheer her up by lying in the sink to keep her company when she has a bath . She gives me tuna! I love that even more than being in a sink !
I worry when she spends hours looking at photos of her lost mate . It makes water come from her eyes . I have to stalk her and pounce on her to make her laugh again and stop the eye water . I want to tell her that all is well and her mate is in a beautiful sink in the sky and he can have all the tuna he desires .
Yours Fidget
Dear Fidget,
Me too. Sinks, I mean. Wonderfully cool in this weather. And a great way to get human attention. I don't know why it makes them laugh but it always does. And what is more they often put the photo on www.catsinsinks.com Homo sapiens (don't make me laugh) is an odd species.
Congratulations on your two homes. So useful for an urban cat. When your humans are out or when you have finished your meal, you can just stroll down the street for a second dinner! And sometimes one of higher quality - tuna, for instance. And in winter, if your humans work during the day, you may be lucky to find a human at home with the central heating on.
Keep on sinking.
George
We think that sinks were designed by cats, because they are the perfect shape for us, unlike most cat beds.
ReplyDeleteFidget you are doing a grand job with the neighbour. Another way to stop the ape wet face thing is to sprawl all over the photos that are making her sad. Show her your tummy, roll about. If your head is upside down and you can put a paw on her lips, this will all help her feel less sad.
Luff from Gerry & Mungo
Excellent advice Gerry & Mungo!
ReplyDeleteFidget, take good care of your neighbor and make her laugh!
Love to all of you
Fluffy
Lick her face when she's sad (it's probably a bit salty) but she;ll like it. It's all about love!
ReplyDeleteMinnie