Saturday, September 01, 2012

Harvey the inspirational house rabbit launches his book....

George, my friend!  
I'm a sensation!  You called me Harve the inspirational bunny and I am now Harve the sensational bunny. I have to thank you for suggesting I write a blog  in the first place.
My book is being launched at Wood Green Animal Centre this weekend. Am planning to ask your name sake, George Clooney to do the voice over when I'm made into a Disney film. I'm going to snooze now and practice my paw signature ready for signings.
Yours
Harvey

Dear Harvey,
Now you are a celebrity bunny, I am pleased that you have remembered your old friends. Your caretaker Janet has been much more reliable than my secretary in getting your words into print. There was talk in my home about my book on How to Manage Your Human being published: then it all came to nothing due to human sloth and inattention. 
Those who wish to buy your book should go to your website which is where there are details of where to send an order. The book has got some very good photos too. I particularly enjoyed the picture of the table wearing socks - not Victorian prudery but socks to stop you eating the table legs! And you watching TV is sweet too.
Sending my cheque in the post today...
George
PS. That is the most wonderful portrait of you.
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  1. Fluffy and CayenneSeptember 02, 2012

    Harvey, you look absolutely beautiful in that photo! Congratulations on your book!
    Lucky you have such a good secretary!
    Please give her a big hug :-)
    Love
    Fluffy & Cayenne

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  2. DiegoSeptember 02, 2012

    Is everybody writing a book these days or what? Amigo, you are not competing with Tilly, are you?
    Cause.....Tilly is my girl!
    But, I like you too :-)
    Diego

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