Saturday, May 26, 2012

About worms and blogs....


Dear George,
We have been very inspired by your blog and decided to do one of our own, regularly enlightening the humans of Marlborough on aspects of our lives in The Marlborough Weekly Advertiser. The side effect of this successful endeavour is that now we do not get a moments peace. Whilst relaxing in our usual sunspot on the window sill we are now constantly woken up by people knocking on the window calling our names, it can be quite annoying but we feel it is a small sacrifice for the greater good – promoting feline and human communications.
However, recently there is one problem we have not been able to overcome, I, Lily have been working hard to contribute to the household, and during the recent wet weather spent many hours out in the cold and wet waiting for just the right moment to catch my prey. And yet, every single time I bring this juicy present to my human, she picks it up and puts it back outside in the flower pot! She seems to be deranged!
Yours,
Lily and Neeka
PS. As you can see from the photos, Lily is doing much of the editorial and Neeko is busy with research, when they are not bringing in worms.


Dear Lily and Neeka,
We cats are colonising the internet. We are on Facebook. We are on Twitter (my colleague Tilly tweets from TillyUgliest Cat). And we blog. Boy do we blog Take a look at the cat blogosphere .
Worms, I am afraid to say, are a sign of your relative youth. Yes, I enjoyed bringing in worms as a youngster. So satisfying to see the face of humans when I dropped one on the pillow. Or the screech as she put her foot into a shoe which had a worm in it. But they are small game.
You will have much more fun with mice. Humans really freak out if you drop one on their bed. Particularly if it is still alive. Putting a dead one into a shoe is good too. But the best place,for getting your human's attention, is to stash one in her handbag. It never fails. Never. Try it.
Rats are even better and I dare say there are a lot of rats in Marlborough. But they are a bit of a challenge. I have brought in living rats but usually they jumped out of my mouth before I got to the bedroom. Keep me posted on your progress.
Love George

8 comments:

  1. Thankfully, Kizzie has never brought a worm in yet, although none of her prey has yet made it through the door, with the exception of one live bird.

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  2. Fluffy and CayenneMay 28, 2012

    Beautiful & promising kittens :-)
    Love & hugs
    Fluffy & Cayenne

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  3. George is right; worms are for youngsters! Try bringing in baby snakes - they look like shoe lace and your humans can be easily fooled (trust me - they all are) :-)
    Just watch the reaction when they try to "pick up" the lace! Ha! ha! Ha!
    What a blast!
    Minnie

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  4. We RULE the world - but people don't get it! They still think they're smarter then any other species!
    Bet ...your human is trying to feed the plant with the fresh prey you bring in :-)
    You look like two amazing kittens.
    Keep up the good work.
    Diego

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  5. I'm an indoor cat! Where or how can I get some worms? I'm thinking on "planting" few in my humans pots so I can play during the day when I'm home alone!
    Vegas

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  6. Sir WinstonJune 01, 2012

    Oh! I can see that the feline world's future is in good hands!
    Two bright kittens set an example!
    Congratulations!
    Sir Winston

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  7. Please don't hunt for rabbits. It hurts us.

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