Friday, January 18, 2008

News -- George will live on in cyberspace

At last... I have decided what to do. George will live on in cyberspace. He may have vanished from my life but his spirit of compassionate superiority toward humans lives on in my mind. He is setting himself up as a human behaviour counsellor. He will start a new blog giving advice to cats about human behaviour. This will begin end February. Questions from cats welcomed.
Celia , pp George.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2008

    Oh Celia, I'm so glad you are starting your blog again. I desperately need help in the human behavior area. My humans need so much help. I saved them the other night from a BAT, did they recognize my great act of heroism, well, maybe. My human just dumped me out of her lap because she couldn't type on her laptop with me in her lap. I don't understand how she could just DUMP BE on the sofa (lounge). I've been so loyal to her all these years, 13 to be exact! HELP ME PLEASE! You can read about my great act of saving my ownners on their blog.

    Oscar Snuggles, King of Tidewater

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  2. UnknownJanuary 21, 2008

    Dear George
    My primary care giver has been talking about "moving house". This has been going on ages now and they may not get round to it but I'm not sure I approve. I have everything I want here, although the large garden which is mentioned sounds good. What do you think?
    I would rather not dump them as I am not going back to the streets and like the regular meals, cat flap, litter tray at this cold time of year and sit down cuddles/ treats on the sofa. Plus I got tuna for breakfast and a new toy recently - a flat mouse shaped leather tag on a leather string, it came with a "work/documents" file which is useless for playing with so the human got that, I think my end of the deal is best. The flat mouse is good though, and smells nice and animal like, so the humans are worth holding onto.
    Yours
    Smudge

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  3. MacdoodleFebruary 04, 2008

    Hi Celia
    what an excellent idea to explore the realm of human bipeds. As a dog quadruped I have already noticed some interesting behaviours in the muman bipeds I meet.
    If you ever need a dog perspective - just let me know.
    Macthedoodle

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Help for cats whose humans show behaviour problems.

This blog is devoted to the study of human behaviour. We cats, who live with this sometimes unpredictable and always feeble minded species, can benefit from seeing their behaviour in its proper scientific context. The study of feline dilemmas, training problems, and difficulties with humans, can only benefit all of us. All of us train our humans - to buy the right food, for instance, but many of us do not have knowledge of how to improve our training methods. The human species is obviously not as intelligent as the cat, but nevertheless can learn quite a lot - if properly managed. Topics of interest include the use of claw and order, purring as a human reward, rubbing your human up the right way, when to bite, spraying as a method of making our wishes known, ignoring the human, human harassment, human inattention and sheer human stupidity. I welcome your questions. Photos can be sent via my secretary's website, www.celiahaddon.com This blog has been chosen as one of the top 50 feline blogs by Online VetTechprogramms.org