Humans try to impose a rule that cats should not walk upon kitchen countertops.
The feline rule is that we are entitled to do just that whenever we want.
With proper purrsistence we can change this absurd human rule this way.
- Cats are not allowed on kitchen counters. Ever.
- Cats are allowed on kitchen counters - occasionally if they are being extra cute.
- Cats are allowed on kitchen counters - if there are no human outsiders to see what is happening.
- Cats are allowed on kitchen counters - as long as they don't steal food.
- Cats are allowed on kitchen counters - as long as they only eat crumbs that have fallen there.
- Cats are allowed on kitchen counters. Any time they choose.
For more cats versus humans rule read here....
Make your human do proper laundry. Not just washing and drying but also ironing. It's part of their servant duties.
Fresh
laundry does it for me. There's something about those clean sheets and
the carefully folded pillow cases. And, of course, the exture and the
smell of the newly ironed clothes.
Even
un-ironed sheets like the ones in the photo are special for cats. The
more expensive sheets, like Egyptian cotton, are the best. So luxurious
when freshly ironed.
The
only odd thing is the human reaction. They wash. They dry. They iron.
They fold. And then they place a lovely heap of clean laundry either in a
warm laundry cupboard or on a nearby chair. So far so good.
We settle down for a glorious sleep. And they get inexplicably angry.
Odd animals, humans!
Help for cats whose humans show behaviour problems.
This blog is devoted to the study of human behaviour. We cats, who live with this sometimes unpredictable and always feeble minded species, can benefit from seeing their behaviour in its proper scientific context. The study of feline dilemmas, training problems, and difficulties with humans, can only benefit all of us. All of us train our humans - to buy the right food, for instance, but many of us do not have knowledge of how to improve our training methods. The human species is obviously not as intelligent as the cat, but nevertheless can learn quite a lot - if properly managed. Topics of interest include the use of claw and order, purring as a human reward, rubbing your human up the right way, when to bite, spraying as a method of making our wishes known, ignoring the human, human harassment, human inattention and sheer human stupidity. I welcome your questions. Photos can be sent via my secretary's website, www.celiahaddon.com This blog has been chosen as one of the top 50 feline blogs by Online VetTechprogramms.org
