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Saturday, May 20, 2017

SOS! Vet on the horizon! Going Incatnito!

Dear George,
I need urgently few suggestions on how to go incatnito! Yes, you heard me right: “in-cat-nito” in order to avoid getting to my scheduled visit to the vet. Like any other cat I purr-foundly detest these visits so I try to hide but my humans somehow manage to find me every time. So, for now I thought going incatnito around the house ….maybe something like a “faux cat” that look like a piece of décor? Or maybe I should go as a dog or bunny or something in disguise? Ugh! So much trouble but I do not want to go to the vet! That’s it! Please take a look at the photo attached and tell me if I look like a piece of décor!
Any other suggestions on how to avoid the trip to the vet are welcome!
Yours…..in disguise
Leo

Dear Leo,
This isn't good enough. You do not look like a pineapple. Nor are you a convincing china cat!  Far too elegant. Further in-cat-nito efforts are required. I recommend the following places to hide.
  • Under the bed. Humans do look there but if you squeeze further enough in at an odd angle they may miss you.
  • Under the cooker if there is a gap.
  • Between the washing machine and the drying machine in the utility room. You need a cap but not a big one.
  • On a chair, which has been pushed under a table. This is a simple place to hide that many humans miss.
  • Underneath the bedclothes. Better hope that your human doesn't sit on you by mistake.
  • Back of the wardrobe behind some large boots.
  • Top of the wardrobe - if your human has never seen you there before. Won't work if they already know you chill out there.
Yours
George

5 comments:

  1. CAT VictoriaMay 21, 2017

    Leo, instead of playing "china cat" disguise yourself in a roaring lion - that will definitely keep your humans and the vet away :-)
    CAT Victoria

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  2. I so "disliked" going to the vet but....a visit to him saved my life few years ago!
    So, I really advise all cats to put behind "the fear or dislike of a vet" and get your annual check-up!
    Freddie

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  3. Way under the bed in the darkest corner....that's my hiding spot!
    Not always successful:-(
    Minnie

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  4. Once I got to the vet...jumped on a shelf and hid behind some containers. Each time the vet reached there to get me I gave him some nice scratches and bites :-)
    Mommy took me back home and I didn't get back to the vet for more than a year:-)
    Thea

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  5. Cats are really amazing creatures and once you get accustomed to keeping one as a pet it can be hard to not keep them. haaha. Trust me i talk from experience.

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