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Saturday, January 23, 2016

My new toy.... the TV zapper.

Dear George.
I have discovered a new toy, the TV zapper. There are two games I play with it. The first, and easiest one, is just to push it off whatever surface it lies on. Here on the sofa, I give it a good shove on to the carpet, then push it under the sofa.
The fun is seeing my human on her hands and knees trying to poke it out from underneath.
The second game needs all my Maine coon strength. I press it with my front paw. It has to be a firm press so usually I stand on it, rather than just poke. 
The result is very satisfactory. The moving picture on the TV changes. The humans get very aroused and angry about this. It's amazing how that square TV can wind them up.....
I recommend these two games to all cats, though small ones will only be able to do the shove-push-and-hide game.
Yours intelligently
Bob.

Dear Bob,
It is always good to hear of a new game, especially one that arouses humans from their lethargic gaze at the TV. Their visual addiction is one of the most irritating habits, though it may allow a quick whisk round the kitchen and a quiet crunch of anything edible on the high surfaces there.
My own way of interrupting TV addiction is to leap onto the top of the TV (if it is an old fashioned one) and drape my tail over the picture. If that is not possible, and nowadays modern TVs are designed to stop this, I go as near as I can to it, sit below and make meow noises at the screen.
That usually gets their attention.
Yours
George.

6 comments:

  1. That does sound like a fun game. I like to walk on the laptop, for some reason that upsets humans too. This is Joanie from 15andmeowing.

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  2. Years ago my neighbor had a kitty named Tabitha. Late one night she walked into the living room to see that Tabitha had used the remote to turn on the tv and had on a dirty movie!!!

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  3. Melissa & the gang - you must be kidding! I tried to use the remote to play the Kitty Safari DVD and ....it didn't work! Hm! Have to check why!
    Thea

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  4. CAT VictoriaJanuary 23, 2016

    Bob, the TV zapper operator.....you are gorgeous!
    CAT Victoria

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  5. Oh man you DO cause trouble MOL!!!!

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  6. Bob, I think your real name is Trouble and you are gorgeous :-)
    Hugs
    Shumba

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