Showing posts with label rat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rat. Show all posts
Saturday, August 12, 2023

An annoying human invention

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  My friend Tilly hunting in long grass Wretched humans are destroying our way of life. We cats like hunting and we enjoy bringing home our ...
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Saturday, June 04, 2022

Sensitive ears in the shelter

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  We cats can hear far more and far better than humans. We can hear the tiny ultrasonic squeak of a mouse behind the skirting boards. We can...
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Saturday, April 04, 2020

Rat delivery to the isolated

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  This week I did my best to help my isolated human. She has been having difficulties with online food deliveries so I set up my own rat d...
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Saturday, March 28, 2020

Help humans - bring a mouse indoors for them

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Cats hunt, humans just stand around doing nothing Indoor- only humans are finding it difficult to adapt. We need to help them find  more...
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Saturday, October 06, 2018

Of cats and birthday presents from humans.

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Dear George, I’ve just turned four and I need your help to solve my dilemma; I have a feeling that my human pets didn’t really celebrate...
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Friday, April 29, 2016

Good manners means starting at the nose not the tail.

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Dear George,  I wonder if you can help me with my human. I believe, if what I read on your admirable blog is representative, that she i...
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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Guess who's coming to dinner...

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Dear George, You might remember the famous movie by the same name but my story is a bit different. We’ve recently moved in this po...
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Saturday, January 17, 2015

I stuck my tongue out to my human

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Dear George, What my human did to me is outright outrageous! She tried to shame me (see my face in the photo no 2) by calling in an a...
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Saturday, May 17, 2014

How could my human refuse such a magnificent gift?

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Dear George, I finally achieved my ambition. I caught a rat all by myself. Previously I have picked up and carried rats that were origina...
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Saturday, November 30, 2013

I ate all the treats... so what? Humans are worse.

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Dear George, It looks like I misbehaved this past Thursday and everybody in the house was upset and had something to say! But…..I was ce...
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Monday, July 30, 2012

Do cats go to Vegas?

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  Dear George,                                                     I’m having a big dilemma…. bigger than “to be or “no...
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Saturday, May 26, 2012

About worms and blogs....

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Dear George, We have been very inspired by your blog and decided to do one of our own, regularly enlightening the humans of Marlborough on ...
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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Do humans have a sense of humour?

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Dear George, You'll see from this story in The Daily Mash - click here - that humans find it alarming when a cat is miss...
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Friday, February 18, 2011

At last - the British Prime Minister gets expert help.

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Dear George, We would like to congratulate your PM for selecting a cat for the top job. We, CATS, proved again to be intelligent, reliable a...
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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Of men, rats and ratatouille.

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Dear George, You won’t believe your ears what I’m going to tell you! I really think that “humans” have been somehow “g...
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Saturday, April 04, 2009

How to make your human explode - such fun.

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Dear George Like me you must find it incredibly annoying that your mum believes herself to be an authority on cat behaviour? I can't ...
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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Of Mice and Men!

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Dear George, Here I’m back with my report (as promised!). Reading your comments gave me an excellent idea - to test my humans hunting abilit...
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Thursday, August 30, 2007

George's rap on catnip

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I’m catnipped up and feeling funny, Goin' to get me a bunny, Mice is great for me too Yes, cat William, for you. We both high and hip We...
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Sunday, July 08, 2007

George's war chant at the sight of rats

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This is my war chant. I borrowed the booms and the ricka ticka from the rather similar Walthamstowe High School for Girls hockey chant used ...
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