George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Emergency - a vicious kitten and a sadly demented human

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Dear George, My household is completely upset by this small tortoiseshell and white kitten who has the impertinence to harass me . When...

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Saturday, August 24, 2013

My human pet (I call him Daddy) stole my prey!

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Dear George, That’s exactly what happened; my human daddy stole my prey! The other day I took up to some of your readers’ advice and jum...

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Saturday, August 17, 2013

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Dear George, At the respectable age of 17, I should not be pushed into learning new tricks or languages and I hope you’ll agree with me. ...

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Friday, August 09, 2013

What's wrong with using the bathtub? It's easy for them to clean up...

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--> Dear George, What is a bathtub? And what is its purpose? I'm quite perplexed by my humans' behaviour. Recently w...

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Friday, August 02, 2013

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Dear George, I have a lot of fans in the old peoples home where I live. They all say I am very beautiful . I am, of course, not a vain in...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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