Showing posts with label wash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wash. Show all posts
Saturday, February 01, 2025

Lessons for humans. 1. Keep clean

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I wish humans could learn to wash as often as I do - and to do a more thorough job. I clean every area of my body at least three or four tim...
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Saturday, August 08, 2020

Humans must envy us....

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  Miaow.... its International Cat Day. Today we celebrate the sheer elegance of cats. Gorgeous whiskers like mine, so much more beautiful th...
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Saturday, March 07, 2020

COVID 19 and the butt kiss.

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Are humans safe? We need a new etiquette to deal with diseased humans. I call it the butt kiss. Humans are, unlike cats, very bad at wash...
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Saturday, January 30, 2016

I wish my mommy join the ….”no poo” (no shampoo) movement!

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Dear George, “No poo” which is short for “no shampoo” is the latest craze in North America getting more and more supporters every day! W...
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Saturday, September 13, 2014

Catteries - another word for prisons.

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Dear Mr.George, I am addressing you formally, as I have been brought up to do, because we have not been introduced. I permit my staff to ...
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Saturday, December 14, 2013

Are humans entitled to more privacy?

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Dear George, Here is the question of the week; are humans really entitled to more privacy than us? The reason I’m asking you this is ...
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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Hosts with the most at the cat cafe

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Dear George, We are five cats who have gone into business opening a cafe for cat hungry humans. It's called Cafe Neko, meaning cat in J...
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Why do humans disapprove of washing?

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Dear George, Why are humans so odd when we wash. I wash after I have eaten. I wash after a human has stroked me, particularly if I didn'...
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Monday, July 14, 2008

Why don't humans wash properly?

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Dear George, Have you noticed how rarely humans wash? They are really quite filthy. I wash at the following times -- after eating (and I do ...
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