Showing posts with label spraying. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spraying. Show all posts
Sunday, December 15, 2024

Christmas trees.. this year's disaster.

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  Yes, she's done it again. My living room now has a rather unpleasant pine tree in it. I used to enjoy the tree when I was younger. I c...
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Saturday, January 14, 2023

Stop feline cultural appropriation!

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The name is George. George Online Cat.  Only it isn't. This name is cultural appropriation at its most disgusting. George is NOT my nam...
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Saturday, February 26, 2022

Why I peed on the sofa

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Human beings are so dumb. My human shrieked saying: "How could he have done this to me. He must hate me after I shut him out of the kit...
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Saturday, June 15, 2019

How to deal with noise in the living room

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Hello George, I am interested to know why humans listen to some awful noises on a machine in the lounge (which is supposed to be a comfo...
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Saturday, September 22, 2018

Of cats and catteries - and how to survive them

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Dear George, I have two questions for you. First: why do humans have that need to wonder away from home for two weeks or more at a time?...
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Friday, March 23, 2018

Help - intruders.... I am having to defend the house.

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Dear George, I have been having troubles with a neighbour, who comes in through my cat flap and eats my food in the utility room at night...
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Saturday, August 20, 2016

There's a feline sneak... sneaking into my home, eating my food, seducing my human.

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Dear George, My human and I have recently moved to a new home and, although I dislike any kind of relocation on principle, I have to say t...
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Dear George, My human and I have recently moved to a new home and, although I dislike any kind of relocation on principle, I have to say t...
Thursday, February 20, 2014

Pussy's Potent Pee Plunges Power Plug to Phut!

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Dear George, The other morning I went to use my large and frequently-emptied litter tray and to my slight surprise found that the back wal...
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Friday, July 08, 2011

To spray or not to spray - that is the question!

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Dear George, I am currently extremely stressed by my home situation and my human's behaviour. It has really upset me. She has brought ho...
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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Are our humans creating a toxic environment for cats?

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Dear George, Guess… we need help with the definition of a “toxic environment”. May be we don’t have a proper understandi...
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Thursday, October 28, 2010

A cry for help from Miss Penelope

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Dear George, I’m writing on behalf of my friend Miss Penelope. She is too shy and embarrassed to post her picture or write herself but, I ...
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Saturday, September 25, 2010

I need a friend ... j'ai besoin d'un ami

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Dear George, Your blog might be for cats but I kind of like it! Oh, sorry! Let me introduce myself; my name is Oliver or in...
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Saturday, August 28, 2010

I have protested in the strongest terms - spraying

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Dear George, My humans don't understand me. A new despot cat has moved into the neighbourhood and they haven't even noticed. He'...
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Friday, June 29, 2007

Boundaries, collars and the famous Mr Lee

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Since we got out of gaol, William and I have been checking our boundaries, updating our marks by rubbing our chins against tings, scratching...
Thursday, April 05, 2007

Free at last.... just checking territory boundaries

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We are free. No more prison. No more horrible strange Persians within a whisker of us, unnaturally close for comfort. No more Gill the Catte...
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