Showing posts with label punishment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label punishment. Show all posts
Saturday, December 31, 2022

Say no to kitten porn

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  Innocent kittens are being lured into soft porn calendars where they are posed with half naked men...  Unbelievable? No, this is the lates...
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Saturday, January 04, 2020

Catnip versus alcohol - punishing humans

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Toby demonstrates recreational and moderate use of catnip Humans behave very badly indeed at the New Year - drinking quantities of alcoh...
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Saturday, October 26, 2019

Stop that! Claw and order.

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My friend Marley demonstrates how to keep your human in line with judicious use of the claw, followed by a little painless nip. Only the m...
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Saturday, September 28, 2019

Human presumption and feline punishment....

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Naturally the human publishers are anxious to stay on the right side of their best selling feline author. They sent me a package of expens...
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Saturday, August 25, 2018

Blowing a kiss to the cat sitter - punishing humans for "holidays"

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Dear George, Yes, that’s true as you can see in the photo attached! But now I’m in big trouble and I need your help! My intention wasn’...
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Saturday, February 24, 2018

Feline wisdom recognised - at last

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Dear George, I have discovered a human book about feline wisdom. I think it has to be written by you, but the name on the cover is Celia ...
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Saturday, February 25, 2017

Reward and punishment (occasionally) are the key to a good relationship.

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Dear George, I have adopted a new human family - male, female, and two human kittens about half grown and therefore a sensible age. You k...
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Saturday, January 07, 2017

New Year.... New life.... .. and training a human

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D ear George,   I am Lila (the fluffy) and my sister is Angel (the tabby). We came from same litter and we are about 10 weeks old now. Be...
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Saturday, December 31, 2016

Dressing up cats - a vile undignified human desire.

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Dear George, I wish to protest in the strongest possible terms about human behaviour in the so called festive season - dressing up cats. ...
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Friday, November 27, 2015

Is there a dog in the bag?.......

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Dear George, I need your advice on a sensitive subject. You know I’m a rescue who adopted this odd couple a while ago. My human pets ...
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Saturday, May 02, 2015

Showered..... in kisses. Purr or Grrr?

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Dear George, I’m Beau and I was blessed with the same great family as Paco. I’m a rescue and, of course, Paco’s younger brother. Bu...
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Saturday, March 21, 2015

March break and.....humans

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--> Dear George, I learned about your blog from a backyard friend and I'm quite happy I did as now...I found the right ...
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Saturday, June 14, 2014

Trouble with other cats in the home? The key to feline serenity is detachment.

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Dear George, I’m Captain Von Trapp and, yes, I can meow but I can’t sing. And thanks God….I don’t have 7 or 10 children but, I was bl...
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Saturday, April 05, 2014

What the hell do my humans think they are doing - A DOG!

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My portrait by my human Nancy Well George,      Here I am again. I’m rather tired, having been waging war with THE DOG - the small ...
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Saturday, March 08, 2014

Can I train my human to stop playing that loud music?

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Dear George, I’m Lenny, named of course after the great Leonard Cohen. I’m six years old now but when I was much younger I adopted a h...
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Saturday, January 11, 2014

Emotionally blackmailed..... by humans?

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Dear George,   I need your help to determine if my human is indeed emotionally blackmailing me or not. My brother, Blackie, got this idea...
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Saturday, March 23, 2013

Punish with active ignoring and withering looks.

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Dear George, Do you know what Costa Rica is or where it is? I’m asking because I found out that my human pets left for Costa Rica and wil...
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