Showing posts with label human stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human stupidity. Show all posts
Thursday, June 12, 2025

Helping humans understand us - Meow for attention

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Humans need help in understanding our meows. They don't realise that there is no easy answer to why or when we meow. Every cat is indivi...
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Saturday, January 14, 2023

Stop feline cultural appropriation!

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The name is George. George Online Cat.  Only it isn't. This name is cultural appropriation at its most disgusting. George is NOT my nam...
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Saturday, April 16, 2022

I know your name, human!

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  We aren't dumb, you know. I can recognise my own name when my human calls me. And, it seems, some of us can match a name of a fellow c...
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Friday, November 26, 2021

Dumb humans call cats psychopaths.

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  Humans shoot rabbits:nobody calls them psychopaths.   All cats are somewhat psychopathic? So say the human newspapers in a gross slur on c...
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Saturday, October 09, 2021

The meaning of rolling

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Rolling is what we do when we are happy and relaxed. So humans think. And that's where they are wrong. Rolling has different meanings. T...
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Sunday, March 07, 2021

Humans and feline loyalty.... huh

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  Another human misunderstanding... Apparently they think we should be loyal to them? Loyal. Yes, it's incredible to realise how dumb th...
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Saturday, November 14, 2020

Why we bite humans who pet

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Humans are dumb animals. They cannot read our body language. I tell them I want them to stop petting me. I am purrfectly clear about it. I ...
Saturday, September 26, 2020

Kittens... who's the Daddy?

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  Yes, it is what you think in the picture..... more than one father! We, cats, are sensible enough to hedge our bets. We don't fight ov...
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Saturday, September 19, 2020

Whoohoo. The precision strike.

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I can jump nine times my own height from a standing start. Beat that, humans! You never will. Even at Olympic games, humans can do nothing a...
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Saturday, September 05, 2020

Stand up for rescue cats - feigned sleep stress

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This cat is not asleep. Rescue cats that pretend to sleep like this one are highly stress ed. But humans often do not recognise this. They d...
Saturday, June 20, 2020

Stand up for cats in rescue.... hideaways

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Cats in a rescue shelter or a vet's surgery need a hideaway. They shouldn't be left without privacy, on a shelf being stared at by p...
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Saturday, May 09, 2020

We are reclaiming the streets...

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  Humans are beginning to learn their place in life - in the kitchen with a large pile of food envelopes. Then ready to provide a warm lap...
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Saturday, April 11, 2020

Human panic and cat freedom.

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We outdoor cats are so lucky. Unlike our humans we go outdoors on long hunting expeditions like Sam in this video. They can't This w...
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Saturday, March 14, 2020

Feline plot failure

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Larry the British Top Cat was within a whisker of political triumph last week.  Larry, a master feline manipulator, is at the centre of B...
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Friday, February 14, 2020

Poetry in motion - the cat walk

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This is the cat walk. Watch the purrfect co-ordination of our four legs. We walk on our toes. We move both legs on one side of the body be...
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Saturday, February 01, 2020

Feline evolutionary superiority.

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Cats are the highest life form, superior beings. We have climbed to the top of the tree of life. And this useful diagram shows our superio...
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Friday, January 10, 2020

Radiators versus woodburners

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This time of year heat is vital to stop cats shivering through the winter. Blow-heaters ruffle the fur unpleasantly. Electric fires us...
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Friday, December 06, 2019

Purrlease.... don't put out the cat.

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It's cold and miserable and damp in Britain. And what do some old fashioned humans do? They lock us out of the house, away from warm b...
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Saturday, October 12, 2019

Walls and fencing - human barriers versus cat barriers

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Walls, and fencing are cat highways. As every cat knows. They allow us to travel from house to house along the back of a street. They form...
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Saturday, September 28, 2019

Human presumption and feline punishment....

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Naturally the human publishers are anxious to stay on the right side of their best selling feline author. They sent me a package of expens...
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