Showing posts with label human servants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human servants. Show all posts
Saturday, September 09, 2023

Good news for cats world domination....

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The human brain is getting smaller. They are beginning to lose their capacity to out-think animals. Read the scientific details here. This ...
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Saturday, October 22, 2022

Why do we do the zoomies?

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  Humans don't understand why we do the zoomies. No, I don't mean that boring computer stuff. I mean when we take off and run madly ...
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Saturday, February 13, 2021

Purrlease.... a big enough litterbox

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  Look how much space is needed for a really good dig before elimination. This is the space we want. This is the space we choose when we hav...
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Saturday, January 30, 2021

Human response to vaccination

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My human experienced for the first time the hell of vaccination. If she wasn't so dumb, I could have told her that vaccinations occasion...
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Sunday, January 17, 2021

Litter tray problems are due to humans

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  It's time to be clear. So-called cat problems are nothing of the kind. True, they may be problems for humans: but they are not problem...
Sunday, March 01, 2020

Once we were gods.....

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Once we were gods.  I have sent my human researcher, Celia to find out more. This is just one of her preliminary images, on which I hop...
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Saturday, February 08, 2020

That look. Make guilt work for you....

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The guilty look? Not a bit of it. We cats do not do guilt. Not the tiniest bit of guilt. Never ever. It's true that there were lick m...
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Saturday, April 06, 2019

Litter boxes - train your human in proper hygeine

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Dear George, I need your advice as soon as possible….before I go completely nuts! Lately I’m having quite strong arguments with my huma...
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Saturday, November 17, 2018

Of humans, cats and exercise!

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Dear George, I’m totally puzzled by the amount of money, time and attention humans spend on such “non-sense” as exercise or work-out (if...
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Saturday, October 20, 2018

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Dear George, I am waiting to adopt a suitable human pet. This accomodation is far from ideal. I can see them, but I cannot smell them thr...
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Saturday, August 11, 2018

Rules for sharing the bed with humans....

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Dear George,  I have been wondering whether I have been spoiling my humans. I allow them to share the bed with me? Will this give them id...
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Saturday, July 28, 2018

Hot nights and how to enjoy them safely.

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Dear George, I’ve been in quite a lot of trouble lately. These long hot summer days are ideal for wandering the local neighbourhood. I’...
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Saturday, June 16, 2018

Of cats and official jobs in government

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Dear George, I was using Google to find out what happened to some high profile cats when I stumbled upon your blog. I must say….your blo...
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Monday, April 23, 2018

What to do? I am bored alone in the house.

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Dear George, I live alone in a small house and I am not allowed out at all. I don't mind that too much, as I am frightened of the gre...
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Friday, March 09, 2018

Hunting.... what do indoor-only cats do instead?

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Dear George, This is one of my best fun occupations - hunting mice, then playing with their dead bodies. Sort of like hunting them a seco...
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Saturday, December 30, 2017

New Year feline wishes - and news

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Dear fellow cats, I was going to write a New Year Message, full of good hope, goodwill, and optimism. Instead, I have both good and bad n...
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Saturday, September 02, 2017

I'm bored.... the plight of an indoor cat.

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Dear George, My daily routine goes like this - eat dry food breakfast out of bowl, human leaves for work, nap. More daytime sleep. Human ar...
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Saturday, June 24, 2017

Vacations for humans but not for us. Making guilt work...

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Dear George, Big debate in my family! My humans plan to go on a two week vacation but they feel guilty for leaving me home! I must ad...
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Friday, February 10, 2017

Cookies for cats?

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Dear George,   You might wonder…..cookies for cats? You bet! Yummy, fresh, homemade as you can see in the photo attached! Made fresh by ...
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Saturday, November 19, 2016

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Hello,  My name is Teddy .. I am 3 years old and the most adorable long haired ginger male cat . I have a brother called Dolly he's ...
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