Showing posts with label human immaturity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human immaturity. Show all posts
Saturday, October 12, 2024

Cats in hats

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Dressing up cats is one of the more disgusting habits of young humans, usually females. It's uncomfortable, and it goes against the dign...
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Saturday, May 04, 2024

Cats are King.... the message.

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  In the fight for better conditions we cats need to catch humans young, when they are just kittens. Although babies can be unpleasantly dam...
Saturday, April 25, 2020

Enough! Get out of my space, humans.

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I have had enough of humans... As doorflap pets, they are delightful. As indoor-only pets they are a pest. Attention seeking all the time!...
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Friday, November 22, 2019

Beware of Men in Red. Kill that beard.

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Beware the festive season. It's starting... men in red roaming around the streets. Noisy fat bastards ringing bells. Run for your li...
Sunday, November 10, 2019

Fresh Laundry....mmmmm....zzzzz

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Make your human do proper laundry. Not just washing and drying but also ironing. It's part of their servant duties. Fresh laundry do...
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Saturday, January 26, 2019

Of cats and arts.

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Dear George, I’m sure you’ll agree with me that we are born naturally gifted, much more so than humans. It takes a century for humans to p...
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Saturday, December 15, 2018

Who is the boss? Do we need a Mew Too movement?

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Dear George, Good question and quick answer: me…me…and me! I AM the BOSS! Why I’m wearing “my name” on? Because everybody in my house ...
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Saturday, November 18, 2017

Looking for my mouse....

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Dear George,   I think my human mummy is going nuts! This week it was her birthday and she got as a gift “The Essential Dowsing Guide” ...
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Saturday, August 26, 2017

Of cats, un-neutered humans and religiously spayed nuns!

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Dear George,   Look at me sitting on that chair and pondering at my humans’ behavior. I don’t know if I should be proud of them? Shou...
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Saturday, July 29, 2017

Danger.... raccoons are dining next door

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Dear George,   I’m following your blog for some time now and I really enjoy it! My mommy bought some of your books (whatever she could...
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Friday, November 11, 2016

Of human arrogance..... and genes.

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Dear George,   I’m fed up with human arrogance and here it is why! You see, when I was very young I adopted a human family who later bet...
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Saturday, October 31, 2015

I'm black: I'm beautiful: I celebrated National Black Cat Day.....and now it's Halloween

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Dear George, I may look spooky with my eyes but I am a good luck cat. I bring health and happiness to my home - like all cats do. Yes, I ...
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