Showing posts with label human immaturity human pets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human immaturity human pets. Show all posts
Saturday, December 29, 2018

Cats and New Year’s Resolutions!

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Dear George,   I’m a very young rescued kitten! I share my new human parents and my forever home with three little human kittens and a ...
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Saturday, November 17, 2018

Of humans, cats and exercise!

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Dear George, I’m totally puzzled by the amount of money, time and attention humans spend on such “non-sense” as exercise or work-out (if...
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Saturday, January 13, 2018

Update from the Black Kitty & the Christmas miracle

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Dear George, I wanted to give you and your blog readers an update on my situation. As I mentioned in my Christmas letter I found my n...
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Saturday, February 14, 2015

To Toby ....with love!

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--> Dear George, I'm quite disturbed by Toby's last week letter and the fact that these young kids, sorry kittens, ...
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Saturday, April 05, 2014

What the hell do my humans think they are doing - A DOG!

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My portrait by my human Nancy Well George,      Here I am again. I’m rather tired, having been waging war with THE DOG - the small ...
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Saturday, November 23, 2013

Don't believe everything a human does.

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Dear George, I have just seen a human friend looking at a book entitled Tilly - the ugliest cat in the shelter. My eyes went very wide in...
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Saturday, November 02, 2013

The cat in the bag. Catnip shock horror for humans.

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Dear George, The other day I started tidying up my place (in case Puss-Puss will move over - see her comments here ) and I came across ol...
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Friday, October 18, 2013

Cell phones and cool cats. Puss Puss speaks out.

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Dear George, Really, I am at my wit’s end. As you know, my human female has always been a challenging subject—fascinating for research, t...
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Saturday, August 24, 2013

My human pet (I call him Daddy) stole my prey!

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Dear George, That’s exactly what happened; my human daddy stole my prey! The other day I took up to some of your readers’ advice and jum...
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Saturday, June 15, 2013

Freedom..... why do humans fuss so much?

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Dear George,  I’m Zoe – remember me? About two years ago (on a sunny Father’s Day) I was rescued from a shelter as my human daddy fell in ...
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Saturday, June 08, 2013

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Dear George, Should I marry my human?  This is the issue of the day, now that Karl Lagerfeld the fashion designer has admitted that he wa...
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Thursday, May 23, 2013

No blog this week. My secretary is unavailable.

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The household is in a mess. People keep coming and going. There's a weird sort of suitcase breathing and pumping oxygen. One of my hum...
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Saturday, November 24, 2012

Am I psychologically damaged?

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Hello George, My name is Jake, Shakey Jake and a girl – don’t ask; that’s another story. My slave keeps suggesting I’m ‘damaged’. Me? Yo...
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Friday, October 19, 2012

How to make guilt work for you... colour the house ME.

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Dear George I thought you'd be interested to hear how I've re-oriented my humans' home decoration plans to have a proper focus...
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Friday, February 10, 2012

Vote for me and support World Spay Day - alas not for humans

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Hi George, I'm Jasper. The person who takes care of me, Alice Cornwall, has entered me in The Humane Society of the United States' a...
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Friday, September 30, 2011

Humans and a fuss about nipples.

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Dear George I am very worried about my human who seems to be obsessed with her nipple. She only has two and I overhear her talking about one...
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Friday, May 20, 2011

Whiskers....our pride, glory, and a sign of intelligence?

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Dear George, Is there any connection between the number of whiskers one has and one’s intelligence? My brother is trying...
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Monday, September 20, 2010

Trouble and strife with my human

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Due to a disgraceful failure of duty in my secretary, Celia, there were no posts this weekend. She claims it was due to an ISP failure just ...
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Friday, March 26, 2010

Why must humans have kittens of their own?

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Dear George, I do not understand why humans want to have kittens of their own when they have us! What’s wrong with them? Isn’t servi...
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Friday, September 18, 2009

Help me find my “inner kitten”!

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Dear George, I’m often told that I’m too serious; too much reading and studying! But I can’t be laying on my back waiting for my humans to r...
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