Showing posts with label human behaviour patterns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human behaviour patterns. Show all posts
Monday, September 30, 2024

How we domesticated humans

›
  This is a home for a cat circa 8,500 BC - one of the first that humans built when they became civilised and friendly to cats. Before that ...
2 comments:
Saturday, November 18, 2023

Cyprus disease alert

›
  Humans need to protect us. There is a serious disease that is killing cats like us in Cyprus. We need to ban the import of cats from that ...
2 comments:
Saturday, September 23, 2023

If cats were politicians....

›
  If cats were politicians, they'd do better than our politicians do.... After all, Larry the cat has lasted at number 10 Downing St muc...
1 comment:
Saturday, September 09, 2023

Good news for cats world domination....

›
The human brain is getting smaller. They are beginning to lose their capacity to out-think animals. Read the scientific details here. This ...
1 comment:
Thursday, August 03, 2023

International Cat Day photos

›
  To celebrate International Cat Day next Tuesday I am posting pictures of international cats - taken by my secretary. Notice how other phot...
2 comments:
Saturday, July 22, 2023

Why do humans lie on litter?

›
Even kittens know what sand is for.   Humans are so weird . This time of year they leave their homes to go and spend hours lying in the sun...
1 comment:
Saturday, June 17, 2023

Training? I don't think so....

›
  My human says she is thinking of "training" me. Like a dog. A horrible idea. Some dogs are trained by cruel punishments or even ...
2 comments:
Saturday, July 09, 2022

Cat deprivation in humans: the symptoms

›
  Dr Roxy on her therapy couch treats a patient   A new syndrome in humans has been discovered - cat deprivation syndrome. Do you know a hum...
2 comments:
Saturday, March 26, 2022

A cat's guide to human separation

›
  This is the right kind of cat loving partner - blanked for privacy Humans pride themselves on being sexually more continent than cats - bu...
Saturday, September 04, 2021

Indoor only humans, stop cuddling.

›
Covid has made normal people into indoor-only humans. Which means they have been emotionally needy. They have sought our attention and const...
1 comment:
Saturday, June 12, 2021

Dotty succeeds in beating the Firebrigade.....

›
  Congratulations to juvenile Dotty, who successfully played one of the oldest cat games that cats can play with humans. How to get the atte...
2 comments:
Saturday, April 17, 2021

Our secret language of scent

›
Lucy marking her cat pen to make it smell like home. We can leave messages for other cats, and reminders for ourselves, with a secret langua...
2 comments:
Saturday, August 22, 2020

Naked humans and compassionate cats

›
Naked humans are often shy in front of us, a survey revealed last week. Naked and ashamed of their lack of fur presumably. Poor hairless hum...
Saturday, May 23, 2020

Block that screen! Hit that keyboard! Murder the printer!

›
Humans urgently need our help to stay sane. They are focused so much on the screen that some of them are becoming addicted. In this video...
1 comment:
Saturday, March 21, 2020

Make your pet an indoor-only human

›
We cats have all the space in the world: but humans should be kept in . Keeping human pets indoors-only is a fashion that is sweeping th...
8 comments:
Saturday, September 21, 2019

Life of a feline artist - success.

›
At last... my book is officially published. A Cat's Guide to Humans from A-Z . And this time my name is on the cover. Feline friends ...
7 comments:
Saturday, June 15, 2019

How to deal with noise in the living room

›
Hello George, I am interested to know why humans listen to some awful noises on a machine in the lounge (which is supposed to be a comfo...
4 comments:
Friday, May 17, 2019

Cattack alert... when the postman knocks!

›
Dear George, I'm laughing my head off - the story I'm going to tell you. It is too funny. Recently my human provided me with a ...
5 comments:
Friday, April 26, 2019

Human failure - my paws won't type

›
There will be a gap in this blog, because I cannot use my paws to type. My secretary Celia is going away and without her, I cannot blog. H...
5 comments:
Saturday, March 02, 2019

Of cats, harnesses and leashes

›
Dear George, I truly believe that just like humans some cats are more adventurous than others. Why am I saying this? Well, I read on ...
5 comments: