Showing posts with label human arrogance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human arrogance. Show all posts
Saturday, October 25, 2025

Behind every successful author is a hard working cat

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  I have been a feline ghost writer for many years. My human, Celia, has published several books about cats. With her name, not mine, on the...
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Saturday, August 12, 2023

An annoying human invention

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  My friend Tilly hunting in long grass Wretched humans are destroying our way of life. We cats like hunting and we enjoy bringing home our ...
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Friday, March 03, 2023

I am an unacknowledged genius

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  She's done it again. I am an acknowledged author of only one book, A Cat's Guide to Humans , but I have co-authored many more cat ...
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Saturday, August 20, 2022

I think therefore I purr

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Human scientists have had the audacity (and stupidity) to say that cats don't think. That we are mindless beings just driven by instinc...
Saturday, February 06, 2021

Dogs.... crawling sycophants everywhere.

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  There are dogs everywhere I look. Most of them still puppies or juveniles. Feline friends of mine have had their lives ruined by dogs sudd...
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Saturday, August 29, 2020

Permission to pet - a new catumentary movie

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  Do we consent to petting? - an important new documentary by George Online Cat, ie me. Using my paws to make this movie was difficult but I...
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Saturday, December 28, 2019

Beware the Yule cat.....

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It's Christmas time, Yule time, the evenings darken early, snow may be on its way, so may the Yule cat... It is time for humans to sh...
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Thursday, October 17, 2019

Fear and loathing in the cattery

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They go on holiday. We go to gaol. It's not fair. My human has swanned off to have a good time and I am stuck in prison. They call it...
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Friday, February 01, 2019

Cats and birds - yum yum

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Dear George, I have mixed feelings and I don’t know what to do! I need your help! Here is my story: lately my mummy started bringing hom...
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Saturday, January 12, 2019

Thank goodness the season of good will is over...

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Dear George, I’m so happy that the holidays are over and the visitors gone to their homes, no more loud music or noise from human non-sens...
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Saturday, December 15, 2018

Who is the boss? Do we need a Mew Too movement?

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Dear George, Good question and quick answer: me…me…and me! I AM the BOSS! Why I’m wearing “my name” on? Because everybody in my house ...
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Saturday, June 03, 2017

Of human ethics and morals

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Dear George,   I have a “life and death” question for you: what is a cat supposed to do if his human wants to put him down because the hu...
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Saturday, August 27, 2016

In violation of Cats Freedom Rights..

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Dear George, Right so, right on and right now! Yes, you would not believe it! And the culprit? My very own human mummy! Y es, George, ...
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Saturday, September 20, 2014

Under cover - what is this human babble about "fruit cup."

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Dear George, Vegas' sophisticated "hidden camera" story inspired me to be more creative. I didn't have muc...
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Saturday, August 23, 2014

The hidden camera to spy on humans - look for the eyes

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Dear George, Lately I've  heard a lot of stories about people spying on other people or dogs or cats or whatever. At the beginning I...
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Friday, August 15, 2014

The feline path to serenity. May all your humans get fat.

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--> Dear George, Looking at my photo…you may think I’m meditating but, actually I’m praying! I’m praying to God! Wh...
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Saturday, March 08, 2014

Can I train my human to stop playing that loud music?

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Dear George, I’m Lenny, named of course after the great Leonard Cohen. I’m six years old now but when I was much younger I adopted a h...
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Saturday, February 15, 2014

Love is in the air - try cheek to cheek.

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4 Dear George,   My name is Socks and I’m a rescue - one year old. Most of what I recall from my 1 st year of life is living in a ...
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Saturday, January 11, 2014

Emotionally blackmailed..... by humans?

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Dear George,   I need your help to determine if my human is indeed emotionally blackmailing me or not. My brother, Blackie, got this idea...
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