Showing posts with label computer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label computer. Show all posts
Friday, November 22, 2024

Cats are smarter than babies.

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That cats are more clever than babies is not news for us cats. It is obvious to any cat who has compared human babies with kittens. Kittens ...
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Saturday, September 21, 2024

Interventions for online addicts

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Humans are strange creatures that get addicted to their computer screens. They are simply not present. Not here. Like drug users, they becom...
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Friday, July 26, 2024

Childless cat ladies are wonderful!

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  I don't take a lot of notice when my human becomes upset, but last week I couldn't miss her distress. Some bearded git, the would-...
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Friday, March 03, 2023

I am an unacknowledged genius

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  She's done it again. I am an acknowledged author of only one book, A Cat's Guide to Humans , but I have co-authored many more cat ...
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Saturday, October 15, 2022

The delicacy of a paw touch

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  One of my many cat friends, Mr Nipper Spangles, is finding it hard to adapt his paws to a key board. He has tried sitting on it. He has at...
Monday, December 14, 2020

Stressed humans and tender paws

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My paws hurt from trying to use this laptop. My human has let her  computer get too old and it is dying on her. That is why this blog is so ...
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Saturday, November 28, 2020

Feline zoom etiquette for lockdown

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Good overall position with body placed between human and screen. But there is a failure to block use of the keyboard and a further failure t...
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Saturday, May 23, 2020

Block that screen! Hit that keyboard! Murder the printer!

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Humans urgently need our help to stay sane. They are focused so much on the screen that some of them are becoming addicted. In this video...
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Saturday, January 26, 2019

Of cats and arts.

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Dear George, I’m sure you’ll agree with me that we are born naturally gifted, much more so than humans. It takes a century for humans to p...
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Tuesday, January 08, 2019

Normal service will be resumed on Saturday.

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Due to my secretary's shameful absence of mind (she told me I had given her too much work to do), last Saturday's blog entry did n...
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Saturday, February 24, 2018

Feline wisdom recognised - at last

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Dear George, I have discovered a human book about feline wisdom. I think it has to be written by you, but the name on the cover is Celia ...
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Saturday, January 28, 2017

Teenage humans - can they get obsessed with cats?

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Dear George, My name is Schwartz and I have a family of human pets - adult male, adult female, teenage boy and 11-year-old girl. They are...
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Saturday, February 13, 2016

Internet down – Panic attack! Humans suffer cat withdrawal symptoms.

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Dear George, I almost had a panic attack tonight! I tried to connect to your blog to see what’s new and exciting and I realized that eve...
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Saturday, November 16, 2013

I conquered the Key to ….the Board!

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Dear George, Here it’s me again… Maggie….this time reporting a big victory as I conquered the key to the board or “tastiera” (yes, I’m ...
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Saturday, September 28, 2013

My snooper human is invading my privacy and exploiting me

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Dear George, It’s me CAT Victoria! What am I doing under a garden table? Well, I’m “watching” my human mom! As she behaved really strange ...
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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Interrupting human computer behaviour

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Dear George, My human housekeeper, Jilly, is failing in her duties. Her time should be spent caring for the four of us, keeping the wa ter b...
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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Documents - for sitting on

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Documents spew out of Celia's printer all the time - white paper with little tracks on them rather like the markings left by very very s...
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The human mouse

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They've got no idea, humans! Celia's "mouse" (so called) is oval, white with a transparent coat, marked with the sign of a...