Showing posts with label cat food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat food. Show all posts
Friday, November 08, 2024

We cats dread Christmas....

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  My idiotic relative Percy likes Christmas There may be some cats that enjoy Christmas, but I don't. And  almost all the cats I am ac...
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Saturday, August 03, 2024

Yum, yum....

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  I have decided to apply for a job in a Chinese pet food laboratory - as a taster. These humans have been testing what flavours we like bes...
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Saturday, March 23, 2024

Crazy cat men?

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Men don't diet themselves or us We cats are not misogynistic. We don't much care whether are our pets are male or female - though so...
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Saturday, January 13, 2024

Signs that I am stressed - the tongue flick

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 When I am stressed, I lick my nose - a quick flick of the tongue upwards. This is another example of our body language that humans cannot s...
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Saturday, September 30, 2023

I am not a vegan....

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  Stupid, stupid humans! A ridiculous bit of "scientific" research says cats are healthier on a vegan diet... though the statistic...
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Monday, May 22, 2023

The way cats live in Serbia

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  My human has come back with information about the lifestyle of a Serbian cat named Radosh. He has what humans (idiots that they are) call ...
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Saturday, April 08, 2023

Me and food

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  I like my food - regular portions delivered at the right time of day by my human. In an ideal world, each portion would be about the size ...
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Saturday, August 20, 2022

I think therefore I purr

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Human scientists have had the audacity (and stupidity) to say that cats don't think. That we are mindless beings just driven by instinc...
Saturday, May 21, 2022

Humans feed us in the wrong wayl

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    Boomer has to search for his food - and it's fun Humans give us food in a bowl. It's boring. Why don't they give us fun hunt...
Saturday, March 20, 2021

If I eat his, he can eat mine

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Post breakfast nap. Toby has eaten her breakfast: she has eaten his.   Food the other guy has always tastes better. Or so I am told by cats ...
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Sunday, February 28, 2021

Fat cat shaming.....

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  "Fat cats" is a human insult towards other humans that are paid too much. That phrase has unfortunately been used in connection ...
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Friday, January 08, 2021

Are you suffering from whisker fatigue?

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  It's not generally known but we cats can suffer from whisker fatique. These wonderful strong hairs (so much more mobile and sensitive ...
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Saturday, April 25, 2020

Enough! Get out of my space, humans.

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I have had enough of humans... As doorflap pets, they are delightful. As indoor-only pets they are a pest. Attention seeking all the time!...
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Saturday, January 18, 2020

Fattism and human hypocrisy.

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My friend Boomer liked his grub. "Fat cats" is a term of insult among humans, when applied to other humans that are rich. And ...
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Saturday, September 28, 2019

Human presumption and feline punishment....

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Naturally the human publishers are anxious to stay on the right side of their best selling feline author. They sent me a package of expens...
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Saturday, June 29, 2019

Food bowls - what we like and what we don't.

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Dear George, I’m still scratching my head (metaphorically only) to understand why so much fuss about our food and water bowls. I never p...
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Saturday, June 08, 2019

Feline party time across the pond.

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Dear George,   I don’t know about you but I’m in a party mood as we are ready to start our season of “summer garden parties” here, across...
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Saturday, January 19, 2019

Excuse my French, but do cats fart?

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Dear George, I was sitting with my brother Stanley (the tabby in the photo attached) and our human parents watching a movie on Netflix. M...
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Sunday, December 02, 2018

Do cats need to take supplements?

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Dear George, I’m quite worried about my mummy as I believe she fell victim to marketing and advertising promoting supplements and superfo...
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Saturday, January 27, 2018

Human obsession with weight....

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Dear George, I'll be very short and to the point. What defines a cat's normal weight? We know that our standards and values a...
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