Showing posts with label bite. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bite. Show all posts
Saturday, March 08, 2025

Lessons for humans 6. Don't put up with groping.

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                                                    Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JiIDD6O_9k   We cats are quite clear about body...
Saturday, November 30, 2024

It hurts, you stupid human!

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  Ouch.. why do humans do that? The vet was pulling my leg around so I doubled back and bit him. Then my human apologized as if I had done s...
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Friday, March 29, 2024

Now it's Biden stealing feline rights...

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Jill Biden - https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1487008748577214465   As an author in my own right, I felt irritated  about more publishing ...
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Saturday, April 15, 2023

The artist sees the soul.

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  This is a portrait of my friend Mr Spangles. A proper portrait by a proper artist who can be found on Instagram The rather poor photo belo...
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Saturday, December 10, 2022

Why we nip the vet

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  Vets do horrible things to us. No wonder we nip them. We are trying to tell them to STOP. Humans take us once a year, sometimes more often...
Saturday, November 05, 2022

Pain makes us grumpy

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  My ears hurt. Don't touch me or I will nip When I have a pain in my ears, my tummy or my joints, I get grumpy. I might even nip my hum...
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Saturday, January 29, 2022

At last.... the new First Cat

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  At last there is feline representation in the White House. The new First Cat has arrived - and she looks rather like me. Maybe my continuo...
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Friday, January 14, 2022

Why I bit you.....

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Dear Human,   Yes, I normally like being stroked by you. Indeed, I choose to sleep on your lap sometimes. But yesterday I bit you. Want to k...
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Friday, November 20, 2020

Our teeth are rapiers - sharp and dangerous.

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More about biting. How, not why, we bite. Our teeth are made like slender rapiers that are deep into flesh and stay there for the death bite...
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Saturday, November 14, 2020

Why we bite humans who pet

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Humans are dumb animals. They cannot read our body language. I tell them I want them to stop petting me. I am purrfectly clear about it. I ...
Friday, January 24, 2020

Keep dogs in their place

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Dogs look up to humans.... I know that sounds incredible, but they do. They are eager to please and willing to obey. Proof if you ever ne...
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Saturday, October 26, 2019

Stop that! Claw and order.

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My friend Marley demonstrates how to keep your human in line with judicious use of the claw, followed by a little painless nip. Only the m...
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Saturday, July 01, 2017

Ouch... toothache... pain....dental hygeine

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Dear George,   I’m a 5 year old cat who has lived on the streets and in shelters until I was adopted by my current human parents! I’ve...
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Saturday, February 25, 2017

Reward and punishment (occasionally) are the key to a good relationship.

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Dear George, I have adopted a new human family - male, female, and two human kittens about half grown and therefore a sensible age. You k...
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Saturday, December 31, 2016

Dressing up cats - a vile undignified human desire.

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Dear George, I wish to protest in the strongest possible terms about human behaviour in the so called festive season - dressing up cats. ...
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Friday, December 09, 2016

A Christmas gift for all cats

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Dear George, The other night I was watching this video with this kitty whacking her human’s fingers. Immediately I realized the pote...
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Saturday, October 29, 2016

Watch me jump for a forever home...it's black and white cat week in the UK.

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Dear George, This is me showing how clever I am in photos and a video (below). I have white socks on my forepaws, white boots on my ba...
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Saturday, May 02, 2015

Showered..... in kisses. Purr or Grrr?

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Dear George, I’m Beau and I was blessed with the same great family as Paco. I’m a rescue and, of course, Paco’s younger brother. Bu...
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Saturday, March 14, 2015

Cat wrestling ... do humans understand?

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Dear George, Nope! It's not what you think (looking at my picture with my brother). I'd tell what it is - it is called CAT WRE...
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Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Is it time for Bite The Vet week?

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Dear George, Unfortunately ,I was sick the other night, and even though it was outside, Mummy found it, and whipped me to that horrid place...
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